Orange was on a farm talking singing

"La-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !" Orange was singing

"You are not a very talanted singer you know that ?" A female voice said

"Whoa...who said that ?" Orange asked looking around

"I'm up here" The female voice answered as Orange looked up he saw a spider in an orb web

"Whoa,hey hey spider !" Orange yelled

"You know it's not polite to call others of what they are." The female orb weaver said

"Hey,hey spider !" Orange continued to yell

"My name is not spider it's Charlotte." Charlotte said

"Heeeeeeeeey ! Hey spider !" Still Orange continued to yell

"Ugh,what is it ?" Charlotte asked

"Orange you glad I didn't say Spider again ? Hahahahahahaha" Orange laughed

"Is that suppose to be a joke ?" She asked him

"Duh, why do you think I'm laughing ?" Orange asked

Suddenly a fly hit the Charlotte's web and began to struggle. Sensing the vibrations Charlotte immediatly went up to inject the fly with a venom and wrap it up.

"What a buzz kill hahahhahahaha !" Orange continued to laugh

"Very funny ." She said

"Hey Spider do you eat flies." Orange asked

"No I drink their blood and it's not spider it's Charlotte." She corrected him

"You drink blood ? Are you a vampire spider ?" Orange asked

"What ?! No ! All spiders drink the blood from their prey." She told him getting annoyed

"So all spiders are mini vampires ? Does that mean that the fly you just bit will become a spider too ?" Orange asked

"NO ! There's no such thing as vampire spiders and I don't turn others into spiders I just inject venom so is doesn't get away ! How hard is it to get that ?!" She asked angrily

After a few seconds of silence

"Hey,hey vampire spider" Orange asked

"I'm not talking to you until you stop salling me vampire spider or spider and start calling me Charlotte !" She said as she went to the center of her web.

"Hey,hey vampire spider ! HEY ! Hey vampire spider over here ! Vampire spider ! Vampire spider over here ! Hey !" Orange continued to say this until Charlotte couldn't take it anymore and answered

"WHAT ?!" Charlotte answered with extreme anger

"Portia Spider." Orange answered

"Huh ?" Was all Charlotte said before a Portia Spider came out of nowhere and jumped on her and sinking it's fangs in her which injected lethal venom in her body killing her in her own web.

"Whoao what a 'web site' Hahahahaha !" Orange laughed

"It's funny cause it's true. Hahahahahaha" The Portia Spider laughed with Orange

"Motorboat ?" Orange asked

"Sure." The Portia Spider answered as they both did the motorboat

FunFact: Portia Spiders are a species of Jumping Spiders that hunt other spider including spiders that are 2-3 times larger than themselves.