Disclaimer: Dark Cloud does not belong to me yet. I WILL take it one day. But not yet.
AN: Inspired by Miss Vampire Girl14's 234 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, modified for DC.
The Dark Genie, or rather the mouse that was posing as the Dark Genie, laid back in his chair and grabbed the television remote at the side of his chair. Pointing it at the television, he switched to his favourite channel. Or rather, he tried to switch to his favourite channel, but the screen kept reading channel blocked.
"Where is my Channel Evil?" He bellowed angrily. A curse dancer cleared his (or it could have been her, the false genie wasn't sure with these strange creatures.) throat.
"Excuse me? I know why you can't get Channel Evil." The dancer said and the false Genie gave him a long suffering look.
"Ok, why can't I get Channel Evil?" he asked.
"Because I had it blocked." The dancer replied, before picking up a finger and waving at him. "Too much evil will give you nightmares and is a bad influence on you."
Several hours later, the squashed remains of the curse dancer were scraped off of the floor by another couple of curse dancers.
"What happened to him?" One asked his partner. His partner shrugged.
"I think he blocked the Channel Evil on Genie's tv." He replied and they both shrugged.
