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The following are a series of behind the scenes video diaries taken by various crew and staff during the production of The Percy Jackson (and others) Movie, directed by Percy Jackson… (And others). We may or may not be responsible for the awesome (Percy Jacksoness... and other... ness) that ensues. Enjoy.

Wait? Who wrote this? I'm an 'other'? Percy!

Percy's On-Set Entry #1

Hi people. By the time you get to see this, you'll probably know who I am, because I'll probably be a famous director. If you don't, then you probably live somewhere under a rock, in the depth of Tartarus (they even have internet in the Underworld). Anyway, if you don't know who I am, I'm Percy Jackson. You know, Slayer of Titans, Hero of Gods, the most manly and the most incredibly handsome guy and movie director in the world. Did I mention I'm invincible, besides that fatally weak spot on my ba-!

I mean…

Oh, look, there's my movie double! Being the director and all- (Okay, okay guys! I meant we're all directors here, Jeez). Just so you know, I'm the director. Where was I? Ah, yes, there's my movie double coming in. I hand picked him myself, since the hero must have dashing looks, yet the strength to scare even Zeus… was that just thunder?

Come on Connor, let's go meet me. (By the way, Connor's my assigned personal cameraman).

(Yes Connor, I called you my personal cameraman, what do you expect? That stupid excuse I told you about following me with this camera to provide evidence in case I get smitten by Zeus? Puh-lease! Wait, wait! No need to get feisty Connor!)

…Tzzz… Tzzz

This is Connor! I am not Percy's personal cameraman! If you see him with charmed underwear, it was not me! (Wait, charmed wh-!)

Percy's Trailer Entry #1

Lousy cameraman. So hard to find a good one these days. Anyway, I have to use the cheap on-set diary camera Annabeth installed in every trailer. Either she really wants to document everything, or she really wants to check out my abs (I think we all know it's the second one).

Anyway, I'll have to give you a play back of what happened.

After he stole the lime-light, Connor smashed the very expensive camera on the ground. (That's coming out of his paycheck.) Then, I had to go meet my movie double. His name is Lucas (kinda reminds me of Luke, not too happy about that). He's tall, my age, has brown-black hair that is sort of spikey, and muscular (not as much as me of course). The perfect stunt-double… until I really met him.

I walked up to him and tried to strike up a conversation.

"Hi, I'm Percy, and I am the director of the movie. Your name is?"

"Lucas. I'm Lucas Terry. Nice to meet you." He shook my hand without permission.

"Same. So, tell me about yourself Lucas." I forced a grin.

"Well, uh… I have a sister and a brother, both younger. I live in San Francisco with my mom and dad." (Note to self, check if he's a monster). "One of my favorite hobby is writing and reading fanfiction."

"Fanfiction?"

"Fan made stories about real books. I especially enjoy the Jercy Packson series. That's why I signed up for this movie. It's about a girl who goes around slaying Roman monsters with her boyfriend, Mannabeth and goat, Rover."

This guy was definitely weird. I simply nodded my head and tried to change the subject. Unfortunately, he continued.

"I'm working on one right now about the whole gang working on a movie."

"Interesting… Uh… why don't you check out our lovely buffet table while I go and do… director-ly stuff?" I quickly left before he could tell me more about the awkward story of Jercy Packson.

Annabeth's Trailer Entry #1

Hi guys. I'm Annabeth Chase, and I am also co-director ,slash budget manager ,slash the person in charge of pretty much every else keeping this production running.

Typical guy, hogging up all the glory, and fame when that's basically all he does on set besides attack the buffet table and sleep in his cabin. On the other hand, Percy expects me to keep the entire project from going into debt (which is not easy from all the camp's spending), and staying on schedule. Who does he think I am, his secretary?

Anyway, Percy's double is pretty hot. I'm not sure why he doesn't like him. Probably jealous or something. Anyway, after Percy made a not-so-settle dash out of the studio, I had to go greet my movie double.

Her name is Stacy Griswald. I thought she was the perfect double… until I actually met her. I thought I could trust Percy to choose the doubles, but apparently not. I strongly hinted that my double should be pretty, lovable, and all around, a better double than Percy's. But most importantly, BLOND.

Stacy was tall, had a nice figure, BLOND, pretty, and had a gorgeous smile. What I forgot to tell Percy was that my double had to have an IQ that's greater than one of a bucket.

I went up to her to greet her as soon as she walked into the studio.

"Hi, I'm Annabeth and I am one of the many assistant directors here on set. What's your name?"

Oh, I'm…" She hesitated and looked down onto something scribbled onto the back of her hand. "Yee-Cats!"

I took a look at what was written and it clearly said 'Stacy' to me. "Um… do you mean, 'Stacy'?"

"Oh! That's my name! What's yours?"

"…Annabeth." I replied with an already annoyed voice.

"Wow, that's an ugly name. You should be called Stacy. That one's much prettier."

I began clawing my schedule sheet.

"Wow, your nails are really nasty. You should get them done… like mine." She showed off her hot-pink glossy nails. Then I began crumpling my schedule sheet.

She let out a huge gasped before saying, "Wow! Are we on a movie set? I love movies! Especially ones with lots of pictures."

I had to grit my teeth to prevent myself from letting out some rude comments.

"Your hair is ugly. Not pretty like mine." She buffed her poofy blond hair, "Oh, that guy is hot!" She pointed to Percy's double, Lucas. "And that one!" She pointed to Percy.

The rest was a blur after I snapped my clipboard in half. I think Clarisse had to restrain me, and then haul my unconscious body back to my trailer. All in all, I think it was a pretty productive day.

Oh, for the record, I did not install the trailer cameras to spy on Percy's underwhelming supposed 'abs'. I find it helpful to document our growth during the filming of this movie.

Percy's Trailer Entry #2

My abs are not 'underwhelming'. I am simply too busy to work out due to this movie. Annabeth makes it sound like she does everything. That's a lie. I do stuff too... like ... stuff.

Anyway, about her double. She's hot. Annabeth asked for a BLOND double, and I gave her a BLOND double. What? Not my fault she's as smart as a bucket. Should've just settled with one with brown hair or something.

Annabeth's Trailer Entry #2

Ugh, Percy! You-

Nevermind. I have to end this episode by explaining this project, while Percy gets to goof off. Mr. D has found some miraculous funding for a movie production. What better for it to be about than our very first epic adventure, getting back Zeus's Master Bolt? We all agreed to co-direct the movie, since everyone wanted a say in it. So here we are, staging up for either one of the most epic movies ever or one of the greatest fails.

Like I said, I decided to document the whole experience with video diaries stationed everywhere. Percy had hired mortal doubles for everyone. They aren't even aware that we're the characters mentioned! Silly mortals...

So, enjoy whatever comes as a result of this experiement. I'll try to upload these as soon as something interesting happens. Which is probably everyday here. Bye.

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