this is a compilation of oneshots, which are retellings of my dreams. which as you will notice, are bloody freaking nuts. this one, is one i had last night, so it was really clear. i had a dream of Yuffies dream, so it was a dream within a dream. it had yuffientine in it so i just had to write it.

Disclaimer:i do not own ff7 as it's not possible for a baby to have made a video game

YUFFIE'S DREAM

"Tifa! Are we there yet?"

"No Yuffie! Can't you be quiet for a minute, I'm trying to drive!"

I slumped in my seat. We had been driving for hours; I don't even remember where we're going anymore. I couldn't decide what was worse, the boredom I was suffering or how freaking hot this damn car is. I swear I'm going to melt.

"Tifa I'm melting!"

"Yuffie, be quiet. You're distracting me."

"Can you turn the air conditioner on?"

"No shut up!"

Jeez, what's wrong with Tifa, she's bloody pissed. Why is everyone being bitches to me lately?

God I'm so bloody bored it's making me tired, I didn't even know that could happen

Though, the idea of sleeping doesn't sound too bad, something to pass the time in this god forsaken car. I rested my head on window; luckily for me I fell asleep almost instantly…. And had the most weird ass dream.

I woke up in a cave. I pulled myself into a sitting position, I looked around, but I couldn't see anything, just all black. And god was it cold.

I was shivering; I wrapped my arms around me, not like it helps much. Looking down at myself I notice I was covered in Goosebumps. And also that I was wearing what I had worn during the omega crisis.

"Ok? What's going on here?"

Some light seemed to magically appear ahead so of course, I got up and went to it. I felt like it was slowly getting warmer, though for how freezing this place was, it was still bloody cold as hell.

I turned a corner in the cave. Everything became much more visible. I could make out the walls now, and a little of the path in front of me. Turning another corner, everything became visible.

"The hell!"

There, right in front of me, in the middle of a freezing cold cave, was a giant red house.

I felt the walls to make sure I wasn't hallucinating, but I clearly felt wood under my hands.

"The hells going on here" I screamed to no one.

"There's a house in a cave, that's what" a deep voice answered.

"Huh?" there's someone else in here!

I went around the corner of the house to see Vincent sitting atop of a large rock next to the house's door.

"Vince? What are you doing in here?"

I had walked right up next to him before he answered.

"Not sure"

"You don't know?"

Odd, Vince usually knew everything. He looked up at me while I was deep in thought. Wow, his eyes were uber glowy.

"Hey Vince? Do you know that your eyes could be used as a torch?"

I received a glare for the comment. Well at least that made more sense.

He got up to leave but I gripped his hand to stop him, kinda strange, but I really didn't want him to leave.

I glomped him (no idea why). "hey Vinnie? Do you have to leave?"

I lessoned my grip so he was able to turn around. Why exactly do I feel sad?

"I don't need to"

"Then stay! This place is scary and I'm cold!"

"It's not that cold"

"Well you have slept in a coffin in a freezing cold basement in a freezing cold town, so you'd be used to being cold, your answer don't count"

"It doesn't count?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"Yuffie you're not making much sense right now"

"I know I'm not"

I think there's something wrong with me right now, I feel really strange, like superuberridiculously strange. And currently think I'm nuts for what I feel like doing, oh to hell with it I'm gonna do it. I got onto my Tipp toes and leaned in and kissed him. And what made that even stranger, he kissed back. I pulled away with my face red all over.

"Why did I just do that?"

He didn't answer, he didn't actually get to, for the fact that he just evaporated into thin air.

"What the hell just happened?"

I spun around frantically, but I was completely alone, all alone his this dark, cold, frightening cave.

"Crap" ok now I felt scared.

I heard a voice in my head. It was telling me to go left. Which creeped me out a little, but I did what it said anyway. I saw a ledge which led to another passageway. I gathered up my courage and staring the ascent to the top. I pulled myself on it, thought I ready do wish I hadn't. A giant black hand came up and grabbed me and through me off.

"What's wrong with this place?"

Alright, gotta find a way around that. Hmm, how bout climb to the top, then run like all god damn hell and hope that hand don't get me again, yeah good idea, or maybe I'm suicidal.

I climbed back up to the top and just managed to get out of harms way as the hand came up to grab me. I dodge rolled to the right and gave it a kick when it came up behind me to have another attempt. Yes successes. The kick made it a little disorientated so I used that as my chance to escape. I ran as fast as my legs let me. I got to the end of the passage way and saw a giant glowing hole. I tried to stop but I'd been running so fast I failed miserably. I tripped and landed heavily on my stomach then rolled of the edge.

"!"

I fell down into the white nothingness that was the hole.

I made out a brown object below me. I braced my self for the impact.

I fell onto the small rowboat with a splash. The water getting me everywhere.

"Don't you think you should've been more careful Yuffie?"

The white started to disappear and I could finally make out my surroundings. I was in a boat in the middle of a small canal. Everything around me was made from concrete, and around that was a giant concrete wall, I could vaguely make out some buildings behind that.

Though that was far from the most confusion thing. for the fact that the person paddling the boat was Aerith. Oh no, I'm dead aren't I?

"Are you alright?" the Cetra asked

I only had one thing I could think of to say.

"I'm I dead?"

Aerith looked shocked from being asked that, maybe I'm just dreaming. I don't remember anymore.

"No you're not dead Yuffie, whatever made you ask that?"

Silence, what the hell do I say, I ain't gonna say because she's dead.

"Where are we?"

"Where are we? We're in Wutai Yuffie surely you'd know that?"

Wutai, this place sure didn't look like Wutai. About the only thing that made sense was the fireworks I could see in the far off distance.

"Aerith, what are we doing?"

"You forgot?"

"Yeah"

"We're escaping, the others are taking a different route."

Escaping?

"Why?"

"Did you have a mental black out?"

Apparently I did.

"ShinRa told Wutai that we are evil criminals that are going to eat their children so the ninja's are trying to kill us"

Oh how delightful, was my rather sarcastic thought.

I'm pretty sure I saw some of cloud's spiky chocobo hair in the distance; along with some of the others, so that's where they were.

"Ninja kid, what are you looking at?"

"Hah?"

I faced forward to see that Aerith had disappeared and now it was Tifa in front of me paddling the boat.

"Ninja kid? I have a name you know boobs"

"Oh great, another ninja calling me that, bloody annoying."

Another ninja? Wtf.

"What do you mean another?"

"Yuffie calls me that"

"But I'm Yuffie!"

"No your not, Yuffie's behind you?"

What? Sure enough, their was a second me standing behind me with a paddle in her hands. You only difference between us was that she was wearing what I/we wore when I/we was 15.

"Hey you look familiar? Like awesomely familiar?"

"I look like you"

"Yeah!"

Was I always like that. Whoa, I'm annoying.

"Yuffie stop annoying her, we have to get out of here!"

Looks like Tifa's being a bitch in my dream too.

A flaming canon ball came out of no where and hit the boat, barely missing me.

"Oh crap"

The boat split clean into two. Sending me, the second me and Tifa into the water. We scrambled to get to land.

Tifa got out first, followed by me.

"Crap they found us!" the other two looked generally scared. My eyes took notice of the ninja's and samurai's rushing over to us. I would have gotten out my shuriken to fight but realised I didn't have it on me. The other me didn't seem to have one either. Instead she picked up a paddle, good improvising other me.

Tifa ran in front and slammed her fist into the ground, cracking the concrete to pieces and the force was felt from metres away, sending the enemies in front off their feet. She rushed ahead and dealt kicks and punches to the enemies, mainly to their faces and stomachs. Their throwed their weapons at her but she dodged with extreme ease, jumping over and going under them.

Wow, Tifa's totally kicking ass. A few enemies had been lucky enough to get past her, but they got dealt a paddle to the head by the other me.

Holy crap this is epic.

"Come on Yuffie, we gotta run!"

Tifa called out from the melee. I watched as the other me and Tifa ran away from the melee, with only a scratch or two on them, when the enemy was basically half dead.

And then I woke up. Whoa. That was weird.

"Hey Teef?"

"What?"

"I think I have a crush on Vincent"

"WHAT?"

and that's what i dreamed about last night. isn't it just so delightful? and you know what, i think i like writing yuffientine, it's really fun to write!

and sorry that Tifa was a bitch in it, that's how she was in my dream.

heres a little about the next one, it's a combination of ff10 and ff7.

cloud and tifa are engaged, they meet two girls rikku and yuna, tifa starts being a total bitch, cloud becomes really good friends with yuna, they have an affair, then cloud throws tifa's wedding ring of a bridge and marrys yuna.

thats the basic description of it.