Disclaimer: Sephy, Keffy and Cid aren't mine. Please don't sue me nice Mr Squaresoft lawyer man! This is a taste of what I have planned. Imagine how it would be if Keffy and Sephy lived next door to each other - having never met each other before. Sephiroth is fairly normal, and Kefka can't stand anyone else being in the same building!! It's gonna be a multi-part series... So I hope y'all enjoy!
Sephiroth dumped his last cardboard box onto the floor inside his new apartment. It had taken him so long to get hold of this place - a fairly large room in the Bad Guy block of the Squaresoft building. Apparantly, the last occupant - a Professor Cid somethingorother - of this room had left. Very suddenly. Out of the window. Sephiroth looked around the room and smiled.
'I don't see why... It's a very nice room...' He walked to the offending window and glanced out. He had a great view of Midgar, with Vector and Alexandria in the background.
'You can hardly see the smog from up here,' he said out-loud before moving back to his cardboard box and pulling it open.
Within half an hour, he was lay out on his couch, munching on a packet of Doritos. He was exhausted. After unpacking his Playstation 2, his TV and his extensive collection of collectible swords, he was totally pooped.
'And I still have three tonnes of junk to sort out!' he moaned, thumping his head back into the sofa.
He sat back up suddenly when someone knocked at his door.
'Oooh!' he said, throwing the Doritos packet aside and brushing the crumbs off his shirt. 'Visitors! I wonder if it's Cloud, finally returning that knife sharpner I lent him...' He jumped up and walked to the door, composing himself before opening the door.
He almost slammed the door shut again as he saw the face that was grinning madly at him. That eye make-up... The strange affinity for red... The very unsettling insane smirk.
'Uhh... Hello... Kefka is it?' he asked as his visitor held out a small package - suspiciously wrapped in red paper with a big red ribbon and bow around it.
'Hey neighbour!' Kefka replied loudly. 'Just gonna stand there, or are ya gonna let me in?!' Sephiroth paused. He wasn't in the habit of letting grinning psychos into his apartment. Especially not grinning psychos who had a reputation for Flaring other people when they upset him.
'Of course... It's a bit of a mess,' he said, stepping aside slowly. 'What brings you here?' Kefka scanned around the room quickly.
'Well, I heard all your commotion and just HAD to come over!' he said, pasting an obviously fake grin onto his face.
'But I see you're busy, so I'll leave you to get on with it! I brought you a little present... Shall I leave it right here?' Sephiroth's eyes narrowed. There was something... not right here. He had never actually met Kefka before, but from what he had heard, the guy was a complete nut-case and very dificult to get on with. But at the moment, the guy didn't seem too bad. Perhaps a little too friendly, with an eccentric taste in clothes... But not terrible.
'Yeah sure... Leave it there... Thanks,' he said, smiling warmly. Kefka grinned back.
'Well, I'll catch up with you later! Uwhee hee hee... Bye neighbour!' And with that, the door slammed and Kefka was gone.
Sephiroth was left to wonder what everyone's problem with that guy was.
'He wasn't that bad,' he said, moving over to where the suspiciously wrapped gift was sat. He examined the present for a moment before shrugging slightly.
'Can't be that terrible...'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!'
Kefka waited just outside Sephiroth's door - listening for the scream.
'Silly boy,' he said, cackling slightly. 'Shouldn't take presents off strangers! Uwhee!! We'll see if you stay that gullible!!' He rubbed his hands together. Finally. Someone new to drive to insanity.
'Poor Ciddie...' Kefka mused, walking back to his own apartment. 'He didn't have to throw himself out of that window... I was only joking about the snakes...' He thought for a moment, then shook his head.
'Actually no... I wasn't!! Uwhee!' He laughed again and disappeared into his own apartment.
Two seconds later, Sephiroth's door opened suddenly and the villan stalked out - Masamune in one hand. He was covered in a red, viscous substance that smelt distinctly of rhubarb. *I may be a villan,* he thought as he stalked over to Kefka's door and hammered on it. *But blood makes me feel queasy... Especially when it explodes out of a box!!*
'GET OUT HERE FREAK!' he yelled, wiping the "blood" off his hand and onto the door before him. From inside, music suddenly started. Sephiroth scowled.
'It'll be easy enough to jump him tomorrow...' he muttered, wiping more "blood" off his face.
'I'm starting to see why that guy jumped out of the window...'
Sephiroth dumped his last cardboard box onto the floor inside his new apartment. It had taken him so long to get hold of this place - a fairly large room in the Bad Guy block of the Squaresoft building. Apparantly, the last occupant - a Professor Cid somethingorother - of this room had left. Very suddenly. Out of the window. Sephiroth looked around the room and smiled.
'I don't see why... It's a very nice room...' He walked to the offending window and glanced out. He had a great view of Midgar, with Vector and Alexandria in the background.
'You can hardly see the smog from up here,' he said out-loud before moving back to his cardboard box and pulling it open.
Within half an hour, he was lay out on his couch, munching on a packet of Doritos. He was exhausted. After unpacking his Playstation 2, his TV and his extensive collection of collectible swords, he was totally pooped.
'And I still have three tonnes of junk to sort out!' he moaned, thumping his head back into the sofa.
He sat back up suddenly when someone knocked at his door.
'Oooh!' he said, throwing the Doritos packet aside and brushing the crumbs off his shirt. 'Visitors! I wonder if it's Cloud, finally returning that knife sharpner I lent him...' He jumped up and walked to the door, composing himself before opening the door.
He almost slammed the door shut again as he saw the face that was grinning madly at him. That eye make-up... The strange affinity for red... The very unsettling insane smirk.
'Uhh... Hello... Kefka is it?' he asked as his visitor held out a small package - suspiciously wrapped in red paper with a big red ribbon and bow around it.
'Hey neighbour!' Kefka replied loudly. 'Just gonna stand there, or are ya gonna let me in?!' Sephiroth paused. He wasn't in the habit of letting grinning psychos into his apartment. Especially not grinning psychos who had a reputation for Flaring other people when they upset him.
'Of course... It's a bit of a mess,' he said, stepping aside slowly. 'What brings you here?' Kefka scanned around the room quickly.
'Well, I heard all your commotion and just HAD to come over!' he said, pasting an obviously fake grin onto his face.
'But I see you're busy, so I'll leave you to get on with it! I brought you a little present... Shall I leave it right here?' Sephiroth's eyes narrowed. There was something... not right here. He had never actually met Kefka before, but from what he had heard, the guy was a complete nut-case and very dificult to get on with. But at the moment, the guy didn't seem too bad. Perhaps a little too friendly, with an eccentric taste in clothes... But not terrible.
'Yeah sure... Leave it there... Thanks,' he said, smiling warmly. Kefka grinned back.
'Well, I'll catch up with you later! Uwhee hee hee... Bye neighbour!' And with that, the door slammed and Kefka was gone.
Sephiroth was left to wonder what everyone's problem with that guy was.
'He wasn't that bad,' he said, moving over to where the suspiciously wrapped gift was sat. He examined the present for a moment before shrugging slightly.
'Can't be that terrible...'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!'
Kefka waited just outside Sephiroth's door - listening for the scream.
'Silly boy,' he said, cackling slightly. 'Shouldn't take presents off strangers! Uwhee!! We'll see if you stay that gullible!!' He rubbed his hands together. Finally. Someone new to drive to insanity.
'Poor Ciddie...' Kefka mused, walking back to his own apartment. 'He didn't have to throw himself out of that window... I was only joking about the snakes...' He thought for a moment, then shook his head.
'Actually no... I wasn't!! Uwhee!' He laughed again and disappeared into his own apartment.
Two seconds later, Sephiroth's door opened suddenly and the villan stalked out - Masamune in one hand. He was covered in a red, viscous substance that smelt distinctly of rhubarb. *I may be a villan,* he thought as he stalked over to Kefka's door and hammered on it. *But blood makes me feel queasy... Especially when it explodes out of a box!!*
'GET OUT HERE FREAK!' he yelled, wiping the "blood" off his hand and onto the door before him. From inside, music suddenly started. Sephiroth scowled.
'It'll be easy enough to jump him tomorrow...' he muttered, wiping more "blood" off his face.
'I'm starting to see why that guy jumped out of the window...'