Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara!

This is just an idea that my friends gave me in drama so that's how I came up with it, I think it's quite random

Izaya was frustrated. He wanted to kill the people for being such imbeciles. He gave them specific instructions, yet they dare to ignore him.

"I gave you specific orders to strike a sexy pose for the audience! What the hell is that?!" The girl that Izaya was directing stood with her back facing to the audience while turning her head to face the empty seats off stage. She did a wink and puckered her lips while placing her hand on her bum as she did a wave.

"Isn't this sexy?" She asked Izaya with a confused voice.

"If I don't find it sexy, what makes you think the audience will?!"

"Well, Orihara-san, I'll have you know that I am a professional model and actress so I think I know what I'm doing!"

"Obviously not. How about you just do what I tell you to do and not complain!" She sighed, but nodded. "Good! Now take of your shirt!"

Her eyes widened by this. "What? Why? This is sexual harassment!"

"I'll decide if it's sexual harassment or not, so, just do it!" She reluctantly took her shirt off. "Actually, I changed my mind, put it back on." She put her shirt back on. "Wait! It looked better with it off!" Again she took off her shirt and was soon standing in only a miniskirt and bra. "Now, kill yourself!"

"I thought I was meant to look attractive?"

"Just do it!"

The young actress pretended to stab herself and fell on to the floor. "How was that?"

"Terrible! You're still alive!"

"Well of course! It's only acting! And what does it have to do with looking attractive?"

"I find dead woman to be the most appealing! If you really are too pathetic to die yourself, I can do it for you!"

"Yes please!" The actress told Izaya, hoping he would commit suicide right now, he took a knife out of his pocket. Then he pointed it towards the young girl and ran and stabbed her on the shoulder. She screamed as blood poured out from her shoulder.

"Holy shit someone call an ambulance… and the police!" One of the actors backstage yelled out.

"STOP UPSTAGING THE MAIN ACTRESS!" Izaya yelled out as he pointed his bloody knife towards the actor in the back.

Suddenly, the doors of the theatre opened and a yonung man with blonde hair and sunglasses carrying a stop sign came running through. "IZAYAAAAAAAA!"

"Shizu-chan! Nice to see you here!" Izaya said as he dodged the sign that was about to hit him in the head! "Guess what! I'm a theatre director! Isn't this wonderf-" Unfortunately Izaya couldn't complete his sentence because the sign hit him in the face.

After this whole fiasco the police and ambulance were called, unfortunately Izaya got away and the doctors had to amputate the young actress's arm because the nerves were damaged. The police never caught Izaya although some say he still roams the city at night being chased by Shizuo Heiwajima.