Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. I wish I did. And I may someday. But as of yet, nope.

Dr. John Watson's morning began like any other.

A cup of coffee, a delicious plate of freshly cooked breakfast, and his lovely wife seated opposite him, reading the newspaper she habitually steals from him. This was his favorite part of the day, these quiet hours in the morning.

And then the unexpected happened.

Something that never happened at this time in the morning.

Mary Watson spat out her coffee and almost fell out of her chair in fits of hysterical laughter.

John slowly set his cup down and stared at her, feeling utterly bewildered. Mary continued laughing, slapping the table occasionally.

"M-Mary?" John said cautiously, testing the waters. Wondering if she had somehow lost it.

Mary ignored him, unable to answer due to her cackling. After about two and a half minutes, she attempted choking out something that resembled words. Unfortunately, John was unable to comprehend.

Mary shook her head, the tears rolling down her red face. She weakly flapped the newspaper.

"I… I don't follow," John said slowly. "Mary… are you… are you alright?"

Mary shook her head and flapped the paper again, slowly sliding off of her seat onto the floor, collapsing into a crumpled pile of hysterical laughter.

John slowly eased out of his chair and went to kneel besides his laughing wife.

"Mary… Mary please. You're scaring me…" he plead weakly.

Mary sucked in a breath. "The paper… look at the paper John." And she dissolved into giggles again.

John picked up the newspaper and read the article that Mary started pointing wildly at.

THE COUPLE EVERYONE SHIPS.

JOHNLOCK.

Detective Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson are two of the most renowned men in Britain, their fame still spreading to countries such as America. There has been much speculation about whether the two investigators are involved in a romantic relationship or not, but there have been multiple alleged sightings of the two sharing intimate moments.

Several of Mr. Holmes' supporters fervently wish that this rumor was true. They have even gone as far as to give this dynamic duo a 'ship' name. Johnlock.

Even without any conclusive arguments, we believe it is safe to assume that these men are in a serious relationship, as this picture proves.

{Picture of John and Sherlock with their arms around each others shoulders}

John stared at the offending newspaper; shocked, speechless, his wife still rolling around in fits of hysterical laughter, occasionally choking out the random, "Johnlock."

"B-but… they are totally disregarding the fact I'm married! Isn't that enough? Johnlock.. this is ridiculous! I am calling Mycroft!" John finally found the words and started fuming.

"I should buy you a shirt that clearly states that you are not gay," Mary chuckled. "I can see it! A white shirt with big black words! Not. Gay." She squealed enthusiastically before collapsing into more giggles.

"Mary. This is not funny. Not funny. Not. Funny," John fumed. A sudden thought seemed to strike Mary and she hauled herself up and towards the large window to their right.

"Ohhhh darling… there are reporters! You should go give a comment!" she exclaimed, before sliding down the wall, laughing hopelessly.

John took a deep breath in through his nose before huffing down the stairs, flinging open the door- ignoring his bathrobe- and grabbed the nearest microphone.

"NOT. GAY."

A/N Sup chickens. Just an idea I had, it's not very good :P LOL... I couldn't get it out of my head though... ^_^