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| Date: | 1/27/01 3:38:20 PM Eastern Standard Time |
| From: | RaeLiv |
| To: | RaeLiv |
Well, I TRIED to stick to the crossover, but my characters had other ideas....(sweatdrops) Sorry. They just got kinda outta hand.
Whose Saber Is It Anyway? III
Audience: (laughs)
Drew: Okay, last time we were in the middle of Obi singing pieces of Wookie Love songs! Take it away, guys!
Maul: (grinning nastily) The next song is one of my personal favorites...
Yoda: Old Wookie mating song, it is!
Maul: From the Backstreet Boys, Wookie Body!!
Obi-Wan: (gulps as music starts to play, then nervously tugs at his collar) Ah...
Random Wookie: GROWLLL!!!!!!!
Association For The Protection Of Wookies: This is completely unfair! We CANNOT allow you to do this! Stop at once!!!
BSB Teenyboppers: NOOO!!!!! We wanna hear Obi-kun sing like the Boys!!!!!!!!
AFTPOW: NO!!! (whap teenyboppers with protester signs)
BSBT: EEK! (throw BSB paphernelia at them)
Drew: (blinks) Ah....I guess we'll have to move on. The next game is called Whose Saber. That's right, we have a game called Whose Saber here on 'Whose Saber.' This is for Qui-Gee, Maul, and Yoda.
Obi-Wan: (counts his blessings as he slinks back to his seat)
Drew: We've changed this game a little to accomadate our new guests. the object of the game is now to identify whose lightsaber we're showing!
Yoda: Hmm. Easy this will be.
TV: *(shows a red, double-bladed saber)
Maul: That's.....
Yoda: (whaps him with his walking stick) Belongs to maul it does!
Maul: HEY! Hmph. Who'da thought the great Jedi Yoda was nothing more than a big bully.
Yoda: If Bully I am, then Weenie you are!
Maul: Whatever you say Bully! (fries random audience member)
Yoda: Fry sentients you must not, Weenie!
Maul: Do I LOOK like one of your nansy-pansy students, Bully?
Yoda: (considers) Hmm. No, funner you are.
Qui-Gon: (is starting to get a little bit annoyed) Bully? Weenie? Master Yoda, what in the Force are you DOING??????
Yoda: (calmly) Talking with Weenie I am.
Qui-Gee: (eye twitches) His name is NOT Weenie.....
Maul: (nasty grin) Hey Bully!
Yoda: Yes, Weenie?
Maul: BULLY BULLY BULLY!!!!!!!!
Yoda: WEENIE WEENIE WEENIE!!!!!!!!!
Qui-Gee: (summons the Force and tries to knock them out) SHUT UP! YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE!
Drew: Ah, guys, we're doing a show here.....
All: (ignore him)
Maul: (saunters up to Qui-Gee) What'sa matter, you want a nickname too?
Qui-Gee: (growls) Back. Off.
Yoda: Bed-Wetter he is, Weenie.
Qui-Gee: (turns scarlet) Master!
Maul: (laughs insanely) You used to wet the bed? PERFECT We'll call you BW!!!
Qui-Gee: (throws a chair at him)
Obi-Wan: (who happened to be in the chair) Meep! (jumps out before he hits Maul)
Suddenly, a portal opened in the middle of the room. Three figures fell out onto the stage)
Amidala: (in full costume, having a royal tantrum) Where the hell are we???? I demand you take me back to the palace!
Older Anakin: Padme, I mean, Amidala, it's okay. Calm down.
Boba Fett: (tries to point weapons at everyone in the room at once)
Drew: Ah, we'll be right back after this commercial break.......
Maul: (fries another random audience member)
Yoda: Weenie, if fry the audience you do, have no one to watch us we will.
Maul: Whatever, Bully.