Together in Stupidity

Ron: "Hey Grawp."

Grawp: Grunts

Ron: "I did something really stupid today."

Grawp: Grunts yet again

Ron: "I walked out on Harry and Hermione."

Grawp: "Har? Hermeine?"

Ron: "Yup."

Grawp: Sighs

Ron: "Should I go back?"

Grawp: Has a thoughful look on his face, then gives up, not being able to think of a solution.

Ron: "Bye Grawp. Seems you won't be any help."

Grawp: "Ba-bah Ron-on. Hagger need help."

I've had this idea for a while now. Just one of those plot bunnies, ya know? I had been trying to think of the weirdest, most original pairing (that's possible to write), and this is what I thought of! :)

*Jeweltheif500*

Disclaimer: I have written to JK for a long time now, and have tried everything. Blackmail, pleading, bribery, you name it! But... She still won't hand over the rights to the Potterverse. Aaaargh! So, I no own. :(