A/N: This was inspired by starbuckriver over at tumblr, who you should check out if you like, y'know good fanfiction. *HeMo shrug*
Also, if you're reading my ongoing Brittana, I am so sorry about the time it's taking for the next chapter. I'm just completely blocked. I feel really bad. D:
DISCLAIMER: I don't own stuff I don't own. This is fanfiction, OK? And you know what, suing me is completely pointless. So, don't do it.
Anywhore, enjoy. Reviews are not just welcome, but actively encouraged. :D
Angst
"Don't confuse this for something meaningful. Because it isn't."
"I won't."
"I don't care about you."
"I know..."
AU
"You're... a vampire."
"An Asian vampire."
Crack!fic
"Hey, Santana, that incredibly gay jacket is very becoming on you. But then, if I was on you I'd be coming too."
Crossover
"This can't happen."
"Why the hell not?"
"Because you're a Slytherin!"
Death
"I always loved you, Tina." She told the grave.
Show related
"MY EYES ARE UP HERE! I AM A PERSON WITH FEELINGS, GET OUT OF MY GRILL! I AM A POWERFUL WOMAN, AND MY GROWING FEMINISM WILL CUT YOU IN HALF LIKE A RIGHTEOUS BLADE OF EQUALITY!"
"Yeah, right, sure. Now let me kiss you."
First Time
Tina never thought she'd lose her virginity to Santana Lopez in the girls' bathroom when they were supposed to be in the auditorium rehearsing for regionals, but she wasn't about to complain.
Fluff
"Don't talk to my girlfriend like that!"
"Your girlfriend?"
"Um... yeah?"
"Awesome."
Humour
"You're taking me to Breadstix."
"OK... Wait, what?"
Hurt/Comfort
"It was blue, so at least it matches my outfit."
"Shut your mouth and let me clean you up."
"Sorry... and, y'know, thanks."
"...Idiot."
Smut
"YES! Right there! Right theeeeeeeeeere..!"
UST
"I'm doing my Spanish homework tonight. Wanna come 'round and do it with me?"
"Sure, I'll do it with you."