Beavis and Butthead Go Dino
By Shadowgate
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Today was the big day. Beavis and Butthead normally hated school, well they always hated school but today they looked forward to the fieldtrip.
Mister Van Driessen had two high school classes to deal with.
When it was time for the students to load up on the buses there was pushing and shoving.
Butthead yelled "GODDAMN IT" and then smacked another student.
Mister Van Driessen got on the bus where the problems were and on the way to the museum. He stood up and he said "I'm very disappointed in the way you all got on this bus. The way you all got on this bus was worse than a bunch of wild animals."
Beavis said "I'm disappointed I couldn't achieve an erection last night."
All the students laughed and Mister Van Driessen said "Beavis if you think this is funny you'd better think again."
A second later the school bus hit a pothole and Mister Van Driessen fell over.
All the students laughed at Mister Van Driessen.
The bus driver pulled over and asked Mister Van Driessen if he was okay.
The bus driver then started yelling "YOU ALL NEED TO SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND STOP THIS GODDAMN ROWDY BEHAVIOR!"
The bus driver started up the bus again.
They arrived at the museum 30 minutes later.
When they all got off the bus Beavis yelled "I'VE GOT ACDC ON MY FUCKING IPOD!"
Beavis began playing "The Jack" by ACDC.
TO BE CONTINUED