Goofing Around in the Office
Fox Mulder's Office
10:45 A.M.

It was 10:45 in the morning and Agent Fox Mulder sat at his desk launching pencils up to the ceiling waiting for his partner, Agent Dana Scully, to arrive. He was curious to why she was so late, but everything was clearly explained when she came storming into the office, mad as hell.

"Mulder!" Scully snapped.

Startled by her yell and surprise entry, he jumped and nearly fell out of his chair. Some of the pencils from the ceiling fell down onto his head and he looked to her. She stood still halfway from the door and watched the pencils hit his head. He looked up and down at her with big eyes wondering why she was so furious with him. Even if she was made she was sure sexy as hell in that black dress suit she wore every now and then. He sat up straight in his chair with a cocky smirk on his face and replied back to her.

"Jesus, Scully, you nearly gave me a heart-attack! Now that would be an X-File..."

"X-File my ass Mulder…Stop playing around with those damn pencils and get to work before we get chewed out by Skinner again like yesterday." Scully hissed, "I've had a shitty morning to start off with and traffic was a bitch. The last thing I need now is for Skinner to walk in and yell at us some more."

Scully sat her things hard down on the desk when his computer screen caught her eyes. She double looked at the computer screen then looked back to him with a frustrated sigh. Mulder turned dark red in the cheeks and ears and now an amused smile.

"Yes, Scully?" He asked.

"Mulder…" She sighed.

She put her left hand to her forehead and shook her head.

"Oh no, it's not what you think, I swear! The boys sent me the link; they were fucking around with me. I thought it was something else…I didn't realize it was going to be this…then I kind of…..well you know I was curious….because I'm a guy…"

Scully stared at him, he swears he could see smoke coming out of her ears she was so pissed at him. His smile faded and he slowly reached over to the mouse to the computer and clicked out of the obscenity contents while keeping his eyes transfixed on her.

"You seriously need to go get laid or something Mulder. This is the fifth damn time I've caught you looking at this stuff this week," Scully pointed out.

Scully sat down in one of the chairs in front of his desk while Mulder just smiled a big smile towards her. She went confused wondering what he was up to now, because it was no ordinary smile.

"What Mulder? Why are you looking at me like that?" She asked.

It all then came to sense and she realized what his dirty mind may be thinking. She rolled her eyes, let out a sigh and shook her head with slight nervous laughs.

"Mulder, no," Scully snapped, "Hell no."

He gave her the puppy dog look and she shook her head.

"No," She added again.

"Oh c'mon, Scully," Mulder begged.

He sat up tall and then continued.

"It's not like we have never had sex before," Mulder pointed out, "You know, I'm not the only one out of the two of us who looks like they haven't been laid in awhile…looks like you could use it to; you have been a bitch lately, no offense."

She eyed him and her nostrils flared.

"Mulder, get to work," She said, "Do not test me…and one more thing, the next time Skinner bitches you out, I am not covering for your ass, understood?"

"Of course I understand you Scully," Mulder smiled.

Mulder then looked back to his computer and continued back to work, taking glances to her every now and then.

To be continued...