Hey, hey! So, this is a sort of cross over. Cause no one has ever done a Dragon Age Alice in Wonderland, have they? ;) But remember this, I am a beginner at writing stuff, I read enough of it to know (Kind of) what to do so yeah!

Warning: It gets pretty violent in some chapters. There's A LOT of swearing. And sexual references.

Disclaimer: The dragon age people belong to Biowere, the Hawke belongs to me and I'm not sure who really owns Alice in Wonderland, but I do know that the creators name is, once again, I think, Lewis Carrol. Who was the one that wrote the first book.

ON TO THE SHOW!

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It was a quiet night in Kirkwall. There was a lack of thugs due to a person and her companions. Serrah Hawke, as everyone liked to call her. It had been 4 years since she, her brother, mother and friend arrived at the docks. When she had first entered Kirkwall she was a bit scared. The place had spikes everywhere you looked. Or slave statues. She knew she had to put up with it though. But walking around the streets at night, she couldn't help but get a bit paranoid. It all changed after she met this dwarf that would help her get into an expedition that she was so roughly denied to be apart of. And so, she tried to get the money that Varric said she would need if Bartrand was ever going to let her on the expedition. Doing mission's to get the money is what introduced her to all the people she calls friend now. Anders, Merrill, Fenris and Isabela. And with Avaline, Varric and her brother Carver, They were all a force to be reckoned with.

So, why the Maker's name was she wasting her time at some nobles party? She herself didn't even know, what she did know was that if one more noble introduces her to there (Single) son, she would probably turn to blood magic just to get the BLOODY HELL OUT OF THERE! Yeah, she wish's. She also knew that her brother was enjoying her crack little by little, her mother WANTED her to meet these guys. And she was bored. Extremely BORED.

"Mother, can we go home yet?" She said. Trying not to scream. She was almost forced this evening into a bright blue dress.

"Why would we do that? There is a reason why we are here and until you have decided on the right suitor we are not going anywhere." She already like's someone, and her mother is trying to find her a suitor. Well, how can life get any worse!

And then life had to get worse. Just then she saw the white hair and emerald green eyes of the one person she thought she would never see at a nobles party. Let alone after THAT night.

It was Fenris.

They held eye contact for a few seconds, But soon after that he started running off. "Hey!" She yelled then looked to her mother in deep conversation. "Mother, I have to go somewhere. Be right back!" She said running off.

After a bit of running, she caught sight of Fenris. But as soon as he saw her he started running again. "Fenris! Wait!" She ran after him out of the estate, and into the streets.

When she exited the estate she frantically looked around for any sign of Fenris. "Where is he?" She whispered to herself rather then anyone else.

Then she saw the glow of his silver hair in the moonlight, he was at the door of his mansion. "Fenris!" He looked her way as she started to run towerds him. But before she even got near him he entered his mansion

"Stop!" She yelled hoping he would stop.

She opened the door to the mansion. Maker it smelled bad in there. He should really clean or something. But that thought can be saved for later. right now Fenris was already at the top of the stairs, leaning against the door before he slipped inside. "Will you stop running away from me just to stop and then run again!" It wasn't likely he would, but she wanted to ask anyway. So she ran up the stairs and threw the door open.

"For maker sake, will you st-" She cut of as she saw him jump into a massive hole in the floor "Fenris!" She went to kneel at the hole seeing if she could see the bottom.

"Hello there!" A cheery voice pipped in, and she jumped to her feet. Hastily turning around to see who it was. Apparently a bit to hastily, as she lost her footing and fell down the hole with a scream.

"Opps." the voice said, then hoped into the hole as well.

She screamed. Well, what would you do if you were falling down a hole? She stopped her screaming and replaced it with confusion due to the random objects falling with her. Pianos, chairs, tables, closets, beds, the lot. After awhile of falling, she landed square on the head. That's lights out for Hawke.

To be continued...

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So all the questions. Whats Fenris doing? Whos the person that scared Hawke? What will happen? And will anyone notice shes gone? Who knows.

I know since you are reading this you probably already know how Hawke got her mansion and such but I just thought I should put that in. :) And Carvers there cause I can ;)