A.N. Drabble I wrote for my Itsy awhile back. I dont own Naruto.
It was wrong. Undeniably so. By all ethical standpoints...
Well. maybe just creepy.
"Something on my mask?" Kakashi asked, the corners of his eyes crinkling to let her know there was a smile tugging at his lips beneath the cloth.
"Ne, Sakura-chan, you've been staring and quiet a long time! What are you thinking of?" the blond boy asked, blinking wide blue eyes at her innocently. He slurped down his ramen, looking at her expectantly for an answer.
"The signs are clear, Dickless. Dilated pupils, intent focus, silent contemplation... Clearly, the ugly-girl is aroused!" He turned a fake smile on her. "I hope you understand I'm not into freakish pink hair."
"Oi, Sakura-chan isn't ugly and I'm not dickless, you freak! And how do you know it's you? I'm sitting right here too and I'm way smarter, cooler, and better looking than you!" Naruto scowled, jumping to his feet and pointing a finger in the brunet's face.
"Why, by process of elimination, my dickless friend!" Sai grinned like an emotionless cheshire cat and met the blond boy's gaze. "You are clearly not a candidate as you are idiotic, ugly and clearly not a male, because males need dicks. The ugly girl is clearly aroused by dicks, so it isn't you. That leaves me as Kakashi-sensei is simply too old!"
Silence seemed to echo in the little group as the pinkette's face quickly turned a brilliant shade of crimson, clashing horribly with her hair.
"Ne, Sakura-chan?" Naruto questioned, looking very worried.
Snapping to attention, the green eyed girl smashed their heads together angrily. "Shut up, both of you! Can't a girl think!" She stole one glance at a highly amused Kakashi before bolting in pure mortification.
x~x~x
"Sakura! What's wrong with you?" Tsunade demanded as her student failed to dodge yet another blow to her primary side. "Not still depressed about the last Uchiha encounter, I hope." Her golden eyes were narrowed. She'd told her many times over the emo boy was hardly worth her reaction.
"No! Not at all! Heh, just distracted, Tsunade-sensei!" she explained, trying to laugh it off.
Frowning, the hokage knew she was hiding something. She didn't like it. Lies could not be tolerated in this instance. If she couldn't keep her head in the game, she wouldn't be an effective medic-nin. "Come back when you can focus. You're wasting my time." Her tone was not harsh, just blunt.
Sighing, the younger female bowed and apologized before heading towards Icharaku. It had been a few days since the incident and she'd dodged them all well so far. Naruto wouldn't be there because of his date with Hinata, and Sai wouldn't be there because he was always stalking Naruto. She'd be all clear to just get takeout and go-
"Hello, Sakura-chan," Kakshi greeted from behind her.
Almost groaning, she sighed. Why couldn't he just leave it alone? She was a silly girl with a crush-Why did he have to get his digs in too? She opened her mouth, turning. "Kakashi-sensei, I-"
Before the words got out, she was dragged down an alley and his lips were upon hers instantly. It was heated, passionate... Wrong. So wrong. But it felt so good.
Pulling back, the older male smiled vaguely. "Inappropriate, unethical, overall utterly wrong. But I like you too." He kissed her nose. "Wait a couple more years-Then it won't be so..."
"Creepy?" she supplied, looking up at him in awe.
He chuckled. "I was going to say forbidden. But yes, creepy." He smirked and kissed her neck. "But if you want to come over later, that's fine by me." With that, he left her.
The pinkette clutched her chest, cheeks flushed. She smiled. Oh yes, it was creepy... But she wouldn't change it.ocument here...