A/N I don't like that word... Disappointed .. But it had to be used. THIS IS OUR HOLIDAY GUYS! The freaks come out on Halloween, and Rocky is FULL of freaks.

That being said, where's the Halloween one shots Labyrinth has them, for fuck's sake! And that's not as weird as Rocky! It just had puppets, babies, balls, the other type of balls, (wink wink,) and Bowie's junk!

This is our holiday, goddamn it! So, without further adu, November first, the most horrible day of the year.

"Columbia!" Her mother beat six-year old Columbia with a pillow. "You're going to miss the bus!"

"Do I have to go to school today?" Her mother laughed.

"Absolutely positively one hundred percent yes!" Columbia groaned, and changed into the clothes her mother laid out for her.

"What are you supposed to be?" The upperclassman, Magenta, laughed at her.

"I... I'm a tap-dancer..." Magenta laughed at her.

"Sure you are." Columbia stood up.

"Well you're just a meenie 'cause you can drive! I hate you! I hate our sisters are friends!" Magenta rolled her eyes.

"Right back atcha."

"Stupid meenie." Columbia ran down the stairs, eating her breakfast, and got on the bus. She went to her usual seat, and Eddie took her book-bag, as usual. "Give it back!"

"No, poop-face!" He laughed at her. "So, I didn't see you walking around the neighborhood last night. Where were you?"

"Why do you care?" Eddie blushed.

"I don't! A whole bunch of guys thought you were dead though." Columbia rolled her eyes, trying, but failing to get her bag back.

"No. Mummy said I had to go around with my sister and Magenta, and I don't like her, so I went with Mummy, but she wouldn't let me go around to any of the good candy places! We just went to church and got their candy. But I did get to hand out candy like a grown-up!" Eddie laughed.

"Cool. What were you?" Columbia raised her eyebrow.

"I was a tap dancer. What were you?" Eddie laughed.

"Buddy Holly." Columbia perked up.

"Really! That's so cool!" He rolled his eyes.

"Thanks. Tap dancers are cool, too." Columbia blushed.

"Thanks... Can I have my bag back?" He shrugged, throwing it beside her. "Thanks!"