In explanation to this fic (to save you all before you projectile vomit at my lack of humour, and sheer incapability to write a decent fic):
I was very very bored, and needed to procrastinate since I have a french project due in. Stupid french. Stupid Mary Sues.
NO DISRESPECT TO ANY JOKERXOC FICS OUT THERE! There are a few I really love and are amazing, and probably loads more that are decent - but the majority of them suck. (Sorry, sorry, sorry, and sorry again.)
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There was a girl called Mary Alexandra Arwen Katee Heidi Samantha Sue, but most people just called her Mary Sue. She had super dooper cool long blonde hair that was PERFECTO and was so long, almost to her waist,in really jazzy like curls, and her skin was really smooth and she had bright blue eyes that were the prettiest eyes anyone had ever seen in their entire lives. and sometimes just sometimes if she stared at someone for too long (partic. someone who was a boy!) they suddenly become enchanted by her eyes some people said she was even magical (!)
One day she moved to Gotham because she had suffered a great deal in her childhood when, abandoned by her parents in a wood a scientist adopted her and she loved him. like true love, even true-er than edward and bella. upon telling him this, he had dropped the rabbit he was currently slicing up and shrieked "ew wtf you're two years old!" from that point on her heart had been broken and UNMENDABLE.
she thought that nobody in the whoooole world could fix her heart but unknowing to her it was a MADMAN that mended her heart ! ! ! !!1
and she even had a couple of scars on her face (but she was still beautimos) and suddenly the Joker appeared and saw that she was sooooo sexy, intelligent and just what he needed! Also, because of her haunted past she would make the perfect wife and would be someone he could relate to on a day to day basis. So like, he looked at her and she looked at him and thought ohemgee he has such amazingly brown eyes! (like how much his brown eyes differ from everyone elses brown eyes!) and he thought whoawhoawhoa she is chung but i see beyond her face! she is truly a mastermind behind all that pink eyeshadow! that goodness i found her! what luck! o hooray hooray what a happy day.
and so they went home and had hawt sex on the couch.
xoxoxo (: !3...:...:...; SIX YEARS LATER ;...:...:...3! :) xoxo
THEY GOT MARRIED OMG OMG OMG and she was secretly pregnantz but she did not know it yet the baby would be so cool and would be named rennesme because she wished she was bella from twilight
on the wedding day at the altar, mary's ex lover Bruce Wayne sat putting on a brave face + clapping them when they kissed and said their vows but with a solitary tear rolling down his cheek. mary looked at him and pretended to smile put was secretly lol'ing. the joker was so so so so so happy he couldnt even believe his luck to win such a fab fab fab girl like mary alexandra she was so pretty and she was so sexy in bed as well she had even made him sane again after so long he had not killed one single person yay.
Mary Sue wiped off the Joker's make-up and she saw how truly gorgey he was and that he DID have human emotions and was not just a complete wacko who went around slicing people up but still had time to socalise with her.
the enddddddd
Mary Alexandra Arwen Katee Heidi Samantha Sue and The Joker
for ever.
and ever.
LYRICS TO DEMONSTATRE WHAT INFLUENCED THIS STORY WRITING OF MARY AND JOKER (DROOL DROOL OMGOMGOGMGMGGGG)
Closed off from love
I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you're frozen
Ooooh...
But something happened
For the very first time with you
My heart melted into the ground
Found something true
And everyone's looking 'round
Thinking I'm going crazy
Chorus:
But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open
Oooh, oooh...
Trying hard not to hear
But they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
Try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that their goal
Is to keep me from falling
Hey, yeah!
But nothing's greater
Than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I'm going crazy
Maybe, maybe
Chorus:
But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open
And it's draining all of me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I'll be wearing these scars
For everyone to see
I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
unless you are v. v. v. v. stupid you will realise these relate to the storyline
duh udhdhs
its not like id just include random lyrics that i imagine myself singing to the joker in the fanfic
goddddd
kso um. plz r&r.