Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo in all its Wigginess. That esteemed privilege belongs to Yoshio Sawai-sama.
Beautiful1: Hey, Gascan2, how's it goin'? :)
Gascan2: Fine. Gunkan was being a spaz 2day tho, LOL.
Beautiful1: ? What do you mean?
Gascan2: He found out bout US.
Beautiful1: You mean-?
Gascan2: Yup. He knows about our LOVE. He acts like he's mi fatha or somethin'. :(
Beautiful1: Well...you two do live together, and he does care about you like you were his own son.
Gascan2: Aww...u so KAWAII when u talk wike that! XD
Beautiful1: ... ;O.O Anyway, how did Gunkan react to the news?
Gascan2: He waz fine, actually; he was glad that Id possibly move out soon T.T
Beautiful1: Uh...I don't think we'll be moving in together any time soon. I would love to later on, but we can't...
Gascan2: ...brb.
Beautiful1: ...
Gascan2: ...
Beautiful1: ...how is he typing '...' when he's not there?
Gascan2: ...I'm back, babe! :3
Beautiful: What did you do?
Gascan2: I told g-man I wont be movin yet, and he BAWWWWWED ROFL
Beautiful1: ...That's kind of mean.
Gascan2: Anyway...I cant wa8 to see u again! Tonite, right? XD
Beautiful1: Sure. I think about it every minute of the day, my love.
Gascan2: Ooh...you turn me on when you talke 'ike dat! OO OO OO XD LOL
Beautiful1: You have a weird way of texting. ;O.O You're alot more open now that we're together.
Gascan2: U 2! Who txts so formrlly & correctly on the netz? LOL, it makes me love u so much more!
Beautiful1: And I really love you too. Listen, I know we're still young and everything...but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you. Do you understand?
Gascan2: I'm goin' to start cwying en a moment...Im nothin witout u.
Beautiful1: Same here...baby.
Gascan2: Thru Heaven n Hell, we'll always be togethr.
Beautiful1: Yup. Always.
DonPatchi344: YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Beautiful1: HUH? THAT'S DEFINITELY DON PATCH'S USERNAME!
Gascan2: WTF? Don Patch?
Bo7: No, I'm Don Patch! Don't Be stupid!
Beautfiul1: WHAT? THEN IF 'BO7' IS DON PATCH-
DonPatchi344: MY COW IS DYING! THE FIENDS ARE COMING ALIVE! SAVE ME, FERNANDO! REVIVE! REVIVE! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
Beautiful1: Bobobo, stop it! Who the hell let you go on a computer?
TennoSUKE5: I did.
Beautiful1: That was a terrible idea!
Gascan2: WTFLOLBBQROFLCOPTERFTW!!
Beautiful1: Not you too! Always joining in on their stupidity!
Bo7: My username totally fits me! Right?
DonPatchi344: SHPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! I EAT SPICY HAM AND BREAD WITH MY VINEGGGGGGGAAAAARRRRRRRRR!! WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO1!!
Beautiful1: Gah! I'm done with this! I'll see you tonight, my love! (Logs off)
Gascan2: cant w8, my dear! See u! (Logs off)
TennoSUKE5: It's...just us three now.
Bo7: Yeah.
DonPatchi344: GUMMY BEARS!
DengakuTofu8: Hey, WDTPHCGT (Where Did That Pink-Haired Cutie Go To)?
TennoSUKE5: Screw this. I'm going to play MGS4. (Logs off)
Bo7: I WANNA PLAY AS RAIDEN! PLEASE! (Logs off)
DengakuTofu8: Aww...everyone's left.
DonPatchi344: GWAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I'M RANDOMLY TYPING STUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
(DengakuTofu8 logs out without a word)
DonPatchi344: VOTE FOR MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
RiceLad: ...Stupe ete Imogo yenol.
DonPatchi344: HHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH?!
RiceLad: I said STFU before I stuff rice down your throat!!
DonPatchi344: ...meanie. (Logs off)
RiceLad: NEVER FORGET THE ALIMO!
BabylonPunk: I've forgotten about it already.
RiceLad: OOO, U so stuped!
BabylonPunk: At least mi username isnt 'RiceLad'.
RiceLad: DAMM U! (logs off)
IMATORPEDO: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, BabylonPunk. That's a sexy name...
BabylonPunk: OMG not u again! (logs off)
IMATORPEDO: Wait, come back! (logs off)
DonPatchi344: I'M BACK! AHSOSUHlsdhfoh4-929832-59tj kgnll,mfm,qivi0q;rljqipv!!
Money4Life67: God, anotha spammer.
DonPatchi344: huh?
Giga0: Hmph so annoying!
K.Poo: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO!
DonPatchi344: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO... (logs off)
Giga0: Now dat hes gone, shall we begin th meetin?
Money4Life67: I suppose so.
K.Poo: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO!
Giga0: Is that all you type?
K.Poo: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO!
Giga0: Idiot.
Money4Life67: Where es da last guy?
Giga0: Hmm?
Pickles: Hey, dawgs! Wassup?
Money4Life67: You're late, idiot!
Pickles: Ahh
Giga0: We kick you out of our group!
Pickles: WAAAAH! (logs out)
K.Poo: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO!
KeyBoy: Aw. No Bo7 today.
Giga0: Who r u, kid?
KeyBoy: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS
Money4Life67: Wow, this kid is an asshole. He should join us!
Giga0: Yea, I hear ya.
KeyBoy: Eh whut you guys talkin bout?
Giga0: JOIN US OR DIE!
Money4Life67: JOIN US OR DIE!
K.Poo: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO!
KeyBoy: Jezus Chwist! (logs off)
Giga0: Damn, he left.
Money4Life67: I liked him too
K.Poo: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO!
Giga0: GET THE HELL OUT O HERE!
K.Poo: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO! (logs off)
Money4Life67: Gawd, he was annoying!
Giga0: dude
Money4Life67: wut?
Giga0: you typed 'Gawd' instead of 'God'
Money4Life67: So?
Giga0: thats gay, man.
Money4Life67: STFU u turd!
Giga0: NO...YOU!
Money4Life67: Touche...touche.
Uzus2: Hey every1
Giga0: Oi it be lesbo girl!
Money4Life67: LOL yea
Uzus2: Stop making fun of me!
Giga0: Whutevah lizzie lessie lesbo lizzer!
Money4Life67: Yeah, what he said!
Uzus2: U guys r bastrds! (logs off)
Giga0: Once again, we rox ur soxs!
Money4Life67: Hellz yeah!
TsuruTsuru3: Can I be ur friend 2?
Giga0: STOP SPAMMING AND GTFO!
TsuruTsuru3: U suk! (logs off)
Money4Life67: Pwnage!
Giga0: LOL yeah!
Money4Life67: Now wut?
Giga0: I dunno
Money4Life67: I'm gonna take a money bath. (logs off)
Giga0: Me too in ur bathtub (logs off)
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