Here's a SasuNejiTen story dedicated to The Blood Ruby!
Enjoy Loves!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN! (Sobs and has a midlife crisis…even though I'm fourteen)
Thoughts/flashbacks
Inners
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"You, Hyuuga Neji, are a stubborn, selfish, thickheaded BASTARD!" I yelled, pointing to Neji with an accusing finger.
"Stubborn and thickheaded mean the same thing…" he replied back, uncaring. I groaned, frustrated, and threw my hands down.
"See? Point proven, you are a BASTARD!" I screamed. He shrugged and I yelled out in frustration. "Fine BE that way!"
"Tenten…" I glared back at him and huffed, angrily. Walking away from the training fields I bit my lip. Does he have to be so insensitive and so mean? Please, it's totally obvious that I like the dickhead (hehe that's a funny word…) and he doesn't do a DAMN thing about it! UGH! I stomped through the forest, venting my anger with frustrated growls.
Next thing I knew I was…ATTACKED!
DUN DUN DUUUUN
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Earlier that Day
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Uchiha Sasuke was in a pickle.
No not literally.
Well anywho, the problem was that the stupid Dobe had won over Sakura! (A/N: I HATE NaruSaku with the fiery passion of youth! Just bear with me)
Nuh uh, HE was supposed to marry Sakura! Not the stupid Dobe! Besides didn't that Hyuuga girl like him?
-insert sigh here-
Flashback-
"Uchiha Sasuke!" Tsunade yelled, slamming her fist onto her wooden desk. "You are a traitor and a missing nin and you just decide to randomly come back one day!?"
"Uh… yeah pretty much"
"Oh… well the council wants me to let you off with some sort of punishment even though you killed Orochmaru"
"Not to mention Itachi and Deidara"
(Outside the window, many fangirls were crying their eyes out and screaming to the heavens for their beloved Akatsuki members)
"Well they still want me to let you off with a punishment so… you're on probation for three months! No missions or tomatoes for that time!"
Sasuke twitched visibly.
"Oh yeah and since you're the last Uchiha you will obviously inherit everything. Money, land, yadda yadda"
'EFFING SWEET!' Sasuke thought, inwardly grinning madly.
"But!"
"Oh no"
"It has been written down in the old clan scrolls that you must first marry to inherit everything!" Tsunade smiled at the sixteen-year-old boy "And you have to do it by your eighteenth birthday… Happy Wife Hunting!"
-End Flashback
It has been one year since that day. Which means he has how much time left?
And if you can't do math, either:
a)Cry like a little girl
b)Leave
c)Kill yourself
d)All of the above!! :)
But yeah, Sasuke only has one year to complete this mission otherwise he would be as poor as well… a poor person. Groaning, in his mind he went over all the women of Konoha.
Welcome to the deep, dark, slghtly disturbing crevices of Sasuke's Mind
Pop. SASUKE (bitchh)
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IT'S THE KONOHA DATING GAME!
'Today's lucky bachelor is… Uchiha Sasuke! Now Sasuke, tell us why you're here'
'That's a dumb question, obviously I'm here to find a girl who I can marry… dumbass'
'Rudeness aside, here is a list of all the Kunoichi currently in Konoha!"
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SAKURA
Nope she likes the Dobe
(Sob)
HINATA
Nah, too obsessed with the Dobe, and her teammates are overprotective
Kiba totally likes her
INO
No, she's with Sai…
TEMARI
No, with Shikamaru
KURENAI
Hell no, she's pregnant with Asuma's baby
ANKO
Nope, she's dating Iruka
TSUNADE
Hell Freaking NO!
She wouldn't want you anyway she has Jiraiya… you cocky bastard
MOEGI
Is that the girl who always hangs around that (sniffly) Udon kid? Yeah, no
HANABI
Haha NO besides, I'm not particularly fond of Hyuugas
She likes Konohamaru anyway
SHIZUNE
She's with Kakashi… What is it with you and suggesting older women anyway?
Hey, someone needs to balance out your immaturity!
I'm not immature!
Says the one who is arguing with his inner thoughts
TENTEN
Doesn't the Hyuuga (no not Hinata!) have his claim on her?
Of course he does! But he's too conceited and smug (like someone else I know) to do anything!
Where are you going with this?
OPEN YOUR EYES! She's a good Kunoichi and she perfectly fits the qualifications for a good Uchiha wife!
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You are now leaving: Sasuke's Mind
Have a FANTASTIC day!
Sasuke smirked.
Even though he never had a decent conversation with Tenten in the entire series, nor has he ever once even considered the possibility of having Uchiha Babies™ with her, he was going to make her his, one way or another.
Besides, he's Uchiha Sasuke, he can do anything.
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With Tenten…
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"Ack! Get off of me!" I yelled, pounding the back of my captor. He stopped moving and dropped me onto the ground. "Argh, what the-"
"Go out with me"
"Wha?" I said confusedly
"Go out with me" he looked up at me and my eyes widened.
Staring at me, straight in my chocolate brown eyes with his cold onyx ones, was Uchiha Sasuke. My eyes returned to normal size and I contemplated his offer. My thoughts roamed back to Neji and I smirked. Sasuke seemed to notice but didn't do anything to rush my reply.
If I couldn't have one cocky, arrogant, selfish bastard and I would settle for the other!
"Alright"
And when I uttered that one word, in the back of my mind I could hear the faint sound of dramatic music.
DUN DUN DUUUUN
Dramatic, indeed.
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Haha here ya go The Blood Ruby! This will have maybe one or two more chapters LOL
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