It's February! You know what that means . . . That mushy lovey dovey crap. I know. It makes me sick too. But, I couldn't possibly give up this perfect opportunity. Truthfully, I don't really have experience writing fluff and the sort. I do know how to write comedy and the awkwardness that tags along, though. So, I'm going to stop rambling now and let you read.

You know those things that say, 'Don't try this at home'? This is one of those. Don't attack the Akatsuki. (Who don't belong to me.)

"Everyone. Meeting."

All of the Akatsuki heard these words through their minds, and they knew that it meant business. By this point in time, the Akatsuki had learned that when Pein called a meeting, you came. No one wanted go through that again. *Shudder* Apparently locking grown men in a room with pink sparkly walls and Justin Bieber playing up to 11 (K/N Thumbs up if you get the 'Up to 11' joke!) was a good form of punishment. The only problem with that is that they needed a new speaker. The old one had been brutally maimed into a million pieces. And then stomped upon. And set on fire. So, they all went back to the base in record time.

Once all of them were assembled in the meeting room, Pein cleared his throat and stood up. The Akatsuki watched as he proceeded to speak.

"All of you, I have taken some of your –"He hesitated. "Ideas . . . into consideration."

"ABOUT EFF'N TIME! I knew you'd add a Jashinist altar in the main room!" Hidan was cheering and almost hugged Pein, but was stopped by The Look. You know the one. Hidan sat quietly back down. No one else interrupted.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I have taken some of your ideas into consideration. No, Kisame, you will not get a pool. And Kakuzu, I don't pay you, so you cannot and will not get a raise." The two mentioned looked at the floor, hopes crushed.

"Pein, honey, I don't mean to be rude- I would never do that- but can you please get to the point?"

Konan smiled weakly up at him from where she was sitting. He sighed and continued what he was saying.

"As many of you have mentioned, there seems to be a lacking of female company." At this, Konan got up and left the room. He rubbed his temples, already knowing that this would not go over so well with her. He'd explain it to her later.

By now, the Akatsuki had actually gained interest in what their Leader was saying. Kakuzu held his hand up, waiting to get his attention.

"Yes?"

Kakuzu started his ever so famous 'We need to save money' rant. It might have been the 'This is too expensive' rant. Maybe the 'Do we really need this?' rant. Whatever rant it was, it had better be short. I don't feel like writing it out.

"Having more company than needed will eventually cost us. Transportation, food. . . "

Deidara, disliking Kakuzu's opinion, clamped his hand the miser's mouth.

"I agree with Leader-sama. We need chicks, un!"

Sasori glanced over and spoke. "To think that I would know by now that my partner was a lesbian. . ."

Deidara growled, taking his hand from where he had quieted Kakuzu. Kakuzu coughed and glared at the blonde, but quickly got up and left to wash the taste out of his mouth. Deidara's hand mouth stuck out its tongue, having made a bad decision. Back to the story.

"I'M A DUDE, YEAH!"

Itachi looked up at the two from where he was meditating. "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

Sasori smirked, knowing that no one was going to defend Deidara's argument. Or, so he thought.

"Sempai's a guy! Tobi knows!"

The Akatsuki (Or what was left of it still in the room) stared at Tobi with a wide eyed expression. All shared a single thought:

And how does he know this?

Kisame quickly stood up, breaking the awkward silence that had filled the room.

"I say we move on. Next topic?"

Pein, having been ignored, left the room for them to talk amongst themselves.

"Can we eat them? I've heard that pretty girls taste good."

"Absolutely f**king not! If they're going to die, the bitches are going to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama!"

"Hurting people is bad!" (Tobi had to join in. He just had to.)

"Tobi?"

"Yes, Itachi-san?"

"How did you join the Akatsuki?"

"BECAUSE TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"

The others cringed and shielded their ears.

Sasori got up and left, already getting a headache. Deidara smirked at this, for he was used to Tobi's impulses and was no longer as annoyed by them.

"Tobi? Please be quiet. We know you're a good boy, but . . . Shut up."

Kisame looked over at Zetsu with a 'Thank you' look and spoke.

"Whatever happens, I really don't care. This'll be fun."

"Fun?" Itachi scoffed, skeptical.

"What? It will."

Itachi blinked at Kisame's response. They were S-ranked criminals. They were not supposed to have fun.

"You need to loosen up, yeah."

"I have to agree with Blondie. Itachi, you need to get out."

As Kisame and Deidara continued to pester Itachi, Hidan argued with Tobi.

"What kind of idiot doesn't like killing people?"

Tobi sat there whimpering while Hidan loomed over him. The Jashinist grinned while Tobi sat in silence. The heathen would be converted!

"Tobi doesn't like hurting people. . . "

"Too f***ing bad!"

Zetsu looked at the arguments going on and blinked.

He looked at Tobi and Hidan. Hidan was trying to convert Tobi and was telling him "The Wonders of Jashinism". Tobi probably wasn't going to be a Jashinist. Seriously. Imagine it in your mind. Yeah, not happening. Tobi seemed like he was going to burst into tears.

He looked over at Itachi, Deidara, and Kisame. Itachi was stubborn as always. So were Kisame and Deidara. Itachi was highly annoyed, knowing that they weren't going to get him to change his mind. Zetsu, in his boredom, started speaking to himself.

"I feel left out."

"I'm sorry."

"You're not really sorry, are you?"

"Not a bit."

*To Pein and Konan*

Konan sat at the desk, focusing on making an origami flower. Folding the paper over, she gently placed the finished master piece next to the garden of origami birds and flowers already lining the desk. Taking another sheet, she began working. She failed to notice when the door was opened, causing her to jump slightly when Pein spoke.

"Konan?"

She didn't turn around.

He sighed and sat down on the bed, rubbing his temples. Her back was turned to him- which was just fine in her opinion. You don't just go around saying that you're going to go find some girl to screw around with. Especially not in front of your girlfriend. She had reason to be mad, and mad she was. But truthfully, she was trying not to cry, not to think that he was leaving her.

"Konan-"

"Don't want to hear it." She didn't care that she had interrupted him, nor did she turn to face him.

"Konan, give me a moment to ex-"

"No."

Konan usually wasn't stubborn, but when she was, she held her ground.

Pein took his head out of his hands and stared at her. Then, slowly getting up, he moved towards her and put a hand on her shoulder. She closed her eyes in frustration, glaring at him when she opened them.

At least she isn't full out ignoring me. . .

She spoke through gritted teeth. "You have one minute to explain what's going on. You'd better talk quickly." She had a tone of seriousness in her voice, meaning every word she said. Pein started to talk.

"This isn't what you think it is."

She rolled her eyes and looked away.

Yeah, right. . .

"I was just thinking that since Valentine's Day is coming up, it might be good for the guys to get out. They've been so tense about the plan to capture the Kyuubi, and this was all I could think of to get them to relax a bit."

"So I'm going to be left alone while you guys go and forget about me. On VALENTINE'S DAY. Thanks."

Pein paused, stopping himself from speaking. He let out a sigh and pursed his lips, shaking his head slightly as he looked at the floor. After about a minute, he finally spoke up.

"No. That's not what's going to happen."

"Then what is? Tell me that. Answer my question and I'll be happy. I just want to know why I'm not important, or special, or good enough for you to stay!"

Konan had reached a breaking point, finally lashing out. The paper butterfly she once held in her hands was now a stone, a crushed up ball of nothing- just the way she felt. She turned and glared at him, and very faintly, Pein could see tears running down her face.

He stood there, shocked and rejected.

"Konan. . . "He found it hard to find the words he was looking for.

"Just trust me. I'm not going to leave you; I'm not going to forget about you." Their eyes met, and for the first time in a long time, Pein had an expression that could be considered somewhat sincere.

He sat on the bed and started to explain what was going on.

"I owe you."

Konan looked at him, somewhat confused.

"All those time, the war, the forming of the Akatsuki. You were there."

She slowly nodded her head, the anger slowly seeping away.

"So I owe you. That's why I'm sending the guys away."

"You're not going?"

He shook his head. "No. I wanted to spend the day with you."

Gently smiling, Konan hugged Pein, refusing to let go.

He gently kissed her on the forehead, and everything was right in the world.

Everything except the other Akatsuki members.

Fate, having thought that this was a kind gesture on Pein's part, decided to help him out a bit.

Translation: Eight fangirls were poofed into the world of Naruto. And that was the beginning of Hell on Earth for the rest of the Akatsuki.

Woah. . . I don't mean to brag or anything, but I think that thing with Pein and Konan was really good for never writing fluff before. I'm so happy. : )

But anyways, I need OC's! Just tell me a little of what they look like, character match (Nothing will really happen. Remember. I write comedy.) , attitude, and most likely reaction to the character. Characters that need fangirls are as following: Tobi, Kisame, Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Itachi.

Sasori has been called by my sister, and I'm not giving Zetsu to any of you.

You gotta review for me to continue!