John Watson is pissed. His wife turned out to be some sort of psychotic liar. Why does everyone he knows a psychopath?

"Is there any other secrets you have been keeping from me?" He asked as he glared at his wife and best friend. Sherlock raised his hand slightly and said,

"Is it a bad time to mention that Sherlock is not really my first name?"

William Sherlock Scott Holmes needed a new coffee table anyway