Everything I need to know, I learned from watching BBC,
But I'm afraid that it has had a serious effect on me.
My mind is lost in outer space,
I'm a Whovian in the United States,
And it has influenced what I look for
if I ever get a date.
Timey-whimey babble from his crazy, ancient face
I just want a bloke who travels time and space
Be my Doctor Who dude,
You don't have to change your face,
Clever and thick and childish
As we run through time and space.
My madman in a blue box,
To wave the sonic, speak Judoon,
Don't be scared of four knocks
Be my Doctor Who dude.
Sunday evening - what excitement, what a thrill
Murray's music always gives me chills
I love the show, I love the fez,
I love the tie, I love the Rory
The Boy Who Waited
is the sweetest of love stories
Behind my sofa there's a special place that we can hide;
You'll find my love is bigger on the inside than the outside.
Be my Doctor Who dude,
We'll make a real good team,
I'll do all the thinking,
You'll look good in shorts and scream.
Give me someone to rescue,
Get changed and give us all a twirl,
Keep quiet and never argue,
Be my Doctor Who dude.
Be my Doctor Who dude,
We'll run around a lot,
Just don't ask me the Question,
Or there shall be no plot
Say you'll stand beside me,
and together save the world,
Hold me when I'm crying,
Be my Doctor Who dude.
Parody of Mitch Benn's Doctor Who Girl. Is bad that I find the original romantic?