Natsu, are you drunk yet?
"AAAAAAAHHHH!" Lucy screamed so loud, the neighbourhood could fall apart.
"Pu puu?" ( Translation: Lucy, why the hell are you so loud?) Plue questioned in a cute way. "WHY CAN'T I FIND A FUCKING NICE DRESS?" Lucy screamed while raging in her pile of tangled dresses. Suddenly a random ball of fluffy pink clouds appeared.
"AHHHHHH FLUFFY PINK CLOUDS! " Lucy yelled… WTF… "Lucy calm down, it's me" Loki said in a calming voice
. "AHHHHHHHH PERVERT!" Lucy started hitting with him her diary and ended punching him out of the window.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Loki yelled while falling out of the window with her diary open on his face. Loki fell down into the water in front of her rented house.
As he stood up from what was supposed to be his death place (Bitch please, he is a spirit :P), Loki removed the wet soggy diary from his face and started to read out loud.
"umm… WHOA. I don't think I should be reading this…Oh well!" And he reads on " Dear diary, yesterday was the end of horrid and disgusting bloody period! :3" Loki stared at the sentence…At THAT one sentence and decided to best not read on.
"WELL!" Loki said as walking up to the tiny stairs the lead into Lucy's house "THAT was…interesting…!" Too shocked to speak more, he threw the soggy diary back into the water.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST READ, YOU PERVERT!" Lucy yelled once again (How much does she yell in this chapter?) "Nothing…" Loki whispered" Anyways, why are you raging?" Lucy FINALLY calmed down, answered.
" Well… I'm looking for a nice dress to wear." Loki grinned at that thought Lucy looking for a sexy dress to wear. In her light soft pink bras and….
"Ummm L-Loki?" Lucy questioned with a scared face
"Yes?" Loki answered, coming back to reality
"What is the freaky nosebleed?"
"Ummm…I was just…thinking about….umm…YOUR MOM! In a bikini!" Loki blurted out with his eyes wide open.
"ew. Gross. And… My mom's dead."