Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated Derek unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your professional profiler, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Derek Morgan
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1970
Place Of Manufacture: C&M, Chicago
Height: Around 6'2"
Weight: Unknown
Your Derek unit will come with the following accessories:
Two casual outfit
Loaded Gun
FBI badgefits
Two pairs of shoes
When you first open your Derek unit, he may be quiet and watchful. Show him your place and he shall loosen up.
Cleaning: The Derek unit is fully capable of cleaning himself.
Programming:
Your Derek unit is fun and protective, and can carry out the following functions:
Bodyguard: From the angry ex to the drug addicted stepfather your unit will step in and keep you from harm.
Profiler: As his normal occupation is working as a FBI profiler Derek is able to identify who is stealing roses from your garden to who is eating the pies you leave in the window to cool.
Date: He's tall, chocolate and handsome. If you want to, you will earn the hate of every woman with Mr. Sexy as your date.
Care Bear: Derek is a great friend and a good person to talk to. His past gives him knowledge of the dark side and he won't judge you.
Your Derek unit comes with five different modes:
Party Animal
Profiler
Friendly
Annoyed
Protector
The friendly mode is activated whenever Derek is with other units in a restaurant, bar or outing. He will laugh, crack jokes, smile and tease Spencer units.
Party Animal is activated when Derek is in a bar surrounded by sexy females. He will drink a lot, dance a lot, be romantic and might come home late.
The annoyed mode is activated when Spencer units ramble, a guy bothers Garcia units, runs into Chicago police, or someone bosses him around other than Hotch, Gideon and Rossi.
The profiler mode is activated when Derek is on a case or trying to solve a mystery when one is in danger.
The default protector mode is activated when other units, his friends or family members are hurt, scared and endanger. This mode can be activated anytime and anywhere.
Reaction to other units:
Spencer Reid: This unit is a friend to the Derek unit. The Spencer Unit often rants causing him to annoy Derek and he will tease Spencer but they get on fine.
Aaron Hotchner: This unit is a good friend, but he will occasionally annoy Hotch with his one-man-alone complex and be annoyed his lack of faith in him but everything is normal in time.
Jason Gideon: This unit is a figure Derek units respect and admire.
Elle Greenaway: These units are friends but things get kind of tense after Elle gets shot by the Fisher King and kills a unsub. It's ok to leave them in a room alone.
David Rossi: This unit is a friend, and is respected by the Derek unit. Rossi may annoy him but they'll get over it.
Emily Prentiss: These units are friends but the Prentiss unit sometimes profiles Derek unit but there is no hate between them.
JJ: This unit is good friends with your unit. They will grow to depend on each other but everything will be all right.
Penelope Garcia: She is one of the Derek unit's dearest friends and they c are foreach other. Period. No harm in leaving them alone.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Derek unit is more withdrawn after coming from Chicago and ate ALL my ice cream. WTH?
A: He just finished business with a Carl Buford unit. Give him some hugs, time and be there moments, and he will be fine.
Q: My units came back and now they are not talking. Penelope is mad and Derek seems a little guilty. What happened?
A: Derek must have put him life on the line when they were in New York. Penelope will be angry for whiles so keep out of her way. He will make it up to her.
Q: Derek is angry with my Rossi unit, which doesn't make for a peaceful dinner. Rossi is annoyed with Derek and they won't tell me why. What happened?
A: A Garcia unit must have been shot by a limited Edition James Colby Baylor/Jason Clark Battle. Rossi was harsh questioning Garcia that angered Derek but they will get over it. Kinda.
Q: My Derek teased my Spencer's Star Trek Convention outfit and he got hurt then left. Now Derek feels guilty and can't find him and when I went off on him, he left to. Is he gone for good along with my Spencer?
A: Morgan has left to bring Spencer home. They will come back when things get settled so just be patient.
Warranty: With proper care, the Derek unit will grow old and eventually die, unless a unsub or accident kills him. However, if you get annoyed with the dark protector, you can always send him back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).