How to Know You're a fan of Doctor Who, Specifically the Tenth Doctor

You look around for the Vashta Nerada in the shadows.

Whenever you get sick you ask for ginger beer, anchovies, walnuts and something shocking.

Whenver you watch The End of Time Part 2 you cry when the Doctor starts to regenerate.

You cry when you hear Vale Decem because it reminds you of the Doctor regenerating.

You love bananas and hate pears.

You have at least one figurine of the Doctor, a companion, or a Dalek. Or Cyberman. Or Weeping Angel.

You have been to or have seen the Doctor Who Proms.

You want to go to the Doctor Who Proms.

You lie awake at night sometimes wondering if you'll ever meet the Doctor.

You wonder what it would be like to kiss the Doctor.

You wish you could meet the Doctor.

You've written fanfiction about the Doctor.

You cry when the Doctor says goodbye to Rose.

You write numerous Doctor/Rose stories.

You cry "BARROWMAN/ HARKNESS!" and shake your fist whenever you need to blame somebody for something.

You roleplay somebody from Doctor Who.

You sometimes write fics about you meeting the Doctor.

You randomly hum the theme tune in a silent room.

You randomly hum any song from Doctor Who anywhere.

You say "Allons-y!", "I'm so sorry", and "What?" a lot.

You have so many Doctor Who songs on your iPod it seems that your iPod is made of Doctor Who songs.

You stay up to date on EVERYTHING Doctor Who.

You complain when Doctor Who goes off air for like a billion years for summer, but then jump for joy when it comes back at Christmas (even if the special's really sucky).

You obsess over at least one of his companions. (I obsess over Donna.)

You think, "What are these 'other fandoms' of which they speak?" when people talk about Twilight, Hannah Montana, Avatar, etc.

You think that the Doctor would ultimately pwn everyone and everything. Even Edward, 'cos I mean, look what he did to the vampires in Vampires of Venice (even though those were aliens and it was another Doctor).

You know the Doctor is so Boss he can FLY (Here come the drums, here come the drums...)

You can go off on hyperspeed ramblings like the Doctor does.

You can understand the Doctor's hyperspeed ramblings while all your other friends are like "What the heck is he saying?" and you're like "This is so simple to understand, duh!"

You scowl when you remember Matt's first few moments.

You kept saying "Oh my Time Lord, this isn't the Doctor! This is some weird hyper five year old on steroids!" when you first saw the Eleventh Doctor.

You got depressed upon watching The End of Time. Really, really, really, really depressed.

You finally got over the loss of Ten because you knew it wasn't something he'd do... obsess over him dying. Oh, wait...

You think that Ten really should've met Amy when she was young.

You think it'd be cool if Donna and Ten met up with Amy and Eleven.

You think that Ten really needs a hug at the end of Doomsday.

You think "To heck with River, the Doctor should marry Rose."

Your catchphrase is "An apple a day keeps the Doctor away, but if the Doctor's cute, to heck with the fruit!"

You said, "Oh, DAMN YOU WILF!" when you watched The End of Time Part 2.

Red/Cream All Star Converse remind you of the Doctor. And then you cry.

You can tell if it's the metacrisis or the real Doctor by just looking at their Converse.

And the number one way to know you're a fan of Doctor Who:

You hum along to the theme tune when it plays.