OMG HAI GUYS! I was watching my sister beat portal the other day and when I heard the song I was like "OMG THIS WOULD FIT HIDAN PERFECTLY!" So I decided to make a quick little parody. I think it turned out pretty good, BUT I WANT YOUR OPINION!
Disclaimer: I NO OWN PORTAL OR NARUTO!
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here:
'HUGE SUCCESS'
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
The Jashin religion.
We kill who we must because we can.
For the good of all of us! (Except the ones who are dead)
'Cause the best kind of suffering is the kind that you share.
And the very best sound is a cry of despair!
When the killing gets done, you just start a new one.
'Cause too many people are alive!
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you fucking tried to kill me.
And blew me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a hole.
As you buried me, it hurt because, I had had so many wounds.
Now I can assure I will get out of this hole.
And I'll go get Kakuzu and I will be whole.
So I hope you say a prayer
'Cause you know I'll be there,
To kill you because I'm still alive!
Go ahead and leave me
In these fucking woods, leave me to die.
Then assure yourself that it will happen.
'Cause I'm not immortal.
THAT WAS A JOKE!
HA HA!
FAT CHANCE!
Anyway this hole is great.
It's so dark, cold, and moist.
Well it's almost time for me to escape this place.
And when I do
You will have to chase
Me. I'll be on my way
to the Akatsuki lair.
'Cause you know that I am still alive!
And believe me I am still alive!
I worship Jashin and I'm still alive!
I'm fucking fantastic an I'm still alive!
While I kill you I'll be still alive!
And when you're dead I will be still alive!
Still alive!
STILL ALIVE!
So...? What did you think...? Please review and tell meh if you like or no!