THINGS SHAWN IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO
Run through the Police Department dressed as Batman
Make himself a fake ID as Bruce Wayne and one for Gus as Tim Drake (only comic nerds will get that)
Convince small children that Lassie is a robot
Convince Buzz that a case requires 12 pounds of Skittles
Stuff Lassie's bag with tampons, then ask to borrow one
Re-enact Dracula in the morgue
Change Lassie's ringtone to "I'm a Barbie girl" then call him during an interrogation
Use a squirt gun and garbage can lid as protection while Jules and Lassie have guns and bulletproof vests
Change Lassie's online dating site profile name to "Detective Dipstick"
Break out into song on ANY occasion
Adopt any type of exotic animal then release it in Lassie's apartment
When Lassiter demands your secret, take out a wig and say "I am Hannah Montana"
Create a "Detective Dipstick Fan Site" and get the whole Department to join
Post any type of fake flyer, including ones that offer free Pokémon
Make any Breakfast Club references involving Lassie as Brian
Write anonymous love letters to Lassie for a month, then reveal yourself as Spock
Decorate the morgue for Halloween
Convince people that your 'high-pitched Juliet' voice is your real voice
Steal Lassie's blazer and decorate it with beads, sequins, and girl scout patches
Finish his sentences with "Mazel Tov"
This is just the first 20, more to come!
Thanks to islashlove for letting me know I had "Break out into song" twice, so I replaced the second one with "Steal Lassie's blazer and decorate it with beads, sequins, and girl scout patches" Thanks!
-DAR