The gender bending of Suzumiya Haruhi
Since this story hasn't been written yet, I shall write it
I do not own the characters of Suzumiya Haruhi
If I did I would I wouldn't be writing this
I figure you guys out there already know the characters of Suzumiya Haruhi
So I'm not going to do some shitty character introduction and actually just start on the real thing
Prologue
It happened to be a very nice day. The sun was up in the air, the clouds were big, white and fluffy and the sky pure blue. It happened to be a very nice day, peaceful and filled with bliss. I yawned and leaned back into my chair. The teacher's voice droning fruitfully away.
I have no interest in algebra, I can't guarantee that when I grow up I would be some famous mathematician and anyway that wouldn't be happening. If I managed to pass my maths test that could be possible, but I couldn't and failed miserably. Unless Suzumiya wanted to make me the next Einstein that possibility would not happen in 10 life times.
Suzumiya Haruhi was in a state of boredom and was drumming her fingers randomly behind my chair. "Kyon, let's skip this class shall we?" she asked me. "No." I answered. That selfish brat, even if I don't look I'm paying attention I was still trying to absorb some algebra into my head.
Ah, God why are you so unfair? Why make others smart and other plain stupid? Was this natural selection? If life is natural selection, then God I plead with you to change the world right now.
I could sense the overly energetic girl pouting behind me and I sighed, trying my best to ignore her jabbing. It was a nice day, it would be nicer if dear Haruhi wouldn't jab me so hard in the back.
"Kyon, could you tell me the value of x on the board?' the teachers voice resounded in the classroom. I grew alert and looked at the board. I hesitated and answered.
It happened for an instant, the world spun; shapes swirled into each other, everything in the room swirled like a whirl pool. I felt my voice turning and twisting along with the shape in the room. Vaguely I heard my voice, my voice and a female's voice. She was screaming. I realised that I was screaming too. Was this a vortex? What was happening? Then the room stop spinning and I found my whole class looking at me.
"Kyon why are you screaming like a girl?" Haruhi demanded behind me. I looked to the front of the class and found my teacher looking sternly at me, waving a long wooden stick. Like I say, it was a nice day.