AN: round four QLC "this tastes nothing like chicken"
"No way"
"Try it"
"No/"
"Come on Weasley"
"Not a chance Malfoy."
"So much for Gryffindor Bravery."
"Shut up."
"Why should I-"
"Would you two please cut it out? You're worse than an old married couple."
"Harry do you see what he is trying to feed me? I was promised food, this is not food."
"It is food Ron, Draco just, shockingly, managed to find something you've ever had before."
"He won't tell me what it is! And he expects me to eat it?"
"He is right here."
"We know Draco, why don't you just tell him what it is?"
"I want him to try it first."
"Not a chance!"
"For Merlin's sake Ron, just try one. They aren't going to poison you,"
"You don't know that"
"I do. Just try one."
"Do you know what they are?"
"Yes, but I'm with Draco on this one, try it first."
"... will one of you at least tell me what they taste like?"
"Ummm…. Kinda like chicken?"
"Is that a question or a statement?"
"A statement, just try one Ron."
"Fine."
"Seriously!"
"That is disgusting."
"Ron-"
"And I don't know what it is but it tastes nothing like chicken!"
"It kinda-"
"No. It definitely does not. Now please tell me what the hell it actually is?"
"Escargos."
"Escar-what now?"
"Escargos. It's french."
"Of course it is Malfoy. What is it in English?"
"..."
"Harry?"
"Snails."
"Sna- are you serious?"
"Yep."
"You two got me to eat snails? How would snails ever taste like chicken?"
"Some people think they do."
"No. They do not. Chicken is wonderful, delicious food. These are disgusting! I cannot believe you told me it would taste like chicken."
"Oh but Ron, your face was definitely worth it."
"It was quite a look Weasley."
"You two are the absolute worst,"