Letters to Ontario, The world's Trap

by Book in Hand

Inspired by AngelSilverWolf's Letters to New York, The empire state! Everyone's else is doing it? Why shouldn't Ontario try to spread the love, music, and weed. Who'd want to pass up a chance like that? ;D

1. Chapter 1

A/N: So, Meet Ave. One of Canada's biggest Province's and the biggest stoner in all of North America. Bio located on my bio. Along with a link to his/her facebook page. ouo

Disclaimer; I don't own Hetalia. If I did, Ave would pop up in every episode and Quebec would have his own French talk show.

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Dear dicks and chicks,

Pop's FINALLY letting me write letters, great ain't it? I mean, even that stupid Yorkie's writing letters now! And c'mon, that ain't chill, yo. Who's gonna wanna talk to 'em when they have me. The siccest province since, like, uh, the Day the 'United Province of Canada' Became me, yo!

Anyway, I'm also kinda grounded, damn that st- *a few lines are crossed out, so that the scribbles underneath are hardly visible*
uh, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah! I'm grounded and can't get out for the next whiillllee, so I might as well write letters, yo!

So uh, ask away. I won't answer questions about what's under my sweater. Cause that ain't chill.

Good things grow here,
Avery L. Williams