"Welcome everyone to the cast revel of Survivor: Greece," said Tracey sitting at a table. "We have the winner of last season Kagura."
"Hello," said Kagura sitting across from Tracey. "It's great to be here."
"Alright, let's get right into it," said Tracey. "Our first contestant is Bart from The Simpsons."
"Bart is a rebel and that could hurt him," said Kagura. "When you're out there and you're not doing anything, you could easily be voted out."
"Here is what Bart thinks about his chances," said Tracey.
Bart: I really don't care if I win, I'm here for the fun of it and it gets me out of school and the money's good to…wait I do get money just for being on right?
"Well, that was interesting," said a slightly confused Tracey. "Our next contestant is Charlie Brown from The Charlie Brown and Snoopy show."
"Charlie Brown has a lot of heart but in this game that can only get you so far," said Kagura. "But Fairy Boy had a lot of heart and look how far he got."
"Well hers is Charlie Brown's strategy," said Tracey.
Charlie Brown: I'm here to prove to myself that I can win things and get far in competitions. I still think I'm probably not going to win based on my track recorded but I'm going to try.
"It's always good to try," said Tracey. "Our next contestant is Edward from Full Metal Alchemist."
"Edward is definitely one of my picks to win the game," explained Kagura. "He's strong and smart…kind of. His only drawback is that he can get offended easily. Then again so did I and I won the thing."
"Here is what Edward had to say before the game started," said Tracey.
Edward: I'm here to play but I want to have fun. I've been working on my temper so I think I have a good shot to win this. When I look around I don't see too much competition.
"Well there ya go," said Tracey. "Our next contestant is our youngest Eric from South Park."
"I find this kid so funny but there is not a chance in hell that he will win," said Kagura. "He's just cannon fodder."
"Wow, tell us how you really feel," said Tracey casuing Kagura to raise her eyebrow. "Anyway, here's Eric's strategy."
Eric: This is going to be so sweet. I'm here to win and if my tribe doesn't like it then they can suck it.
"Told you," said Kagura.
"I know," said Tracey. "Here's our next castaway Gene from Outlaw Star."
"Gene will definitely be the leader," said Gene. "But being the leader in Survivor isn't always the best thing. Over all I'd say he'll make the merge."
"Here is what Gene thinks about the game," said Tracey.
Gene: I do think I'm probably going to be a leader on my tribe and I think that will help me in the game. But I don't want to just rush into being the leader I mean, who wants someone telling them what to do on day one?
"Our next contestant is Heather from the Total Drama Series," said Tracey.
"When I look at Heather I see a female Li," said Kagura. "And I have no idea if she could win. She needs to team up with goats and ride them to the end if she wants to win."
"Okay then," said Tracey. "Here is Heather's plan for the game."
Heather: Let's face it; I will never be a good social player so my plan is simple. I need to team up with people who have no mind of their own and use them. I have no problem letting people ride my coattails because they will never get the votes to win.
"Smart girl," said Kagura.
"Alright then," said Tracey. "Our next survivor is Kuki from Codename: Kids Next Door."
"I really don't know what to think of Kuki," said Kagura. "She reminds me a lot of Kari only even less game savvy then her."
"Well," said Tracey. "Here is what Kuki thinks about her chances."
Kuki: Oh wow this is going to be so much fun! I just whish they would have let me bring my Survivor Time Rainbow Monkey with me. It has real fire making action!
"She's going to be fun," said Kagura smiling at Tracy.
"For you maybe," said Tracey under his breath. "Anyway our next contestant is Lois from Family Guy."
"I really like Lois," said Kagura. "But she is the oldest woman on this season, although I wouldn't really call someone in their forties old. She'll need to work hard to be able to find common ground with all of the young people on this season."
"Wow," said Tracey impressed. "That was actually pretty insightful."
Kagura glared at Tracey for a moment.
"Here's Lois's strategy," said Tracey hastily.
Lois: I'm a mother and by looking around here at all of the young people I think I'll use that to my advantage. Don't get me wrong I can be just as hip as the next person but I don't want to come across as desperate.
"Our next castaway is Lucy from the Charlie Brown and Snoopy show," said Tracey.
"Lucy is one of those people that will either be one of the first people out or go deep in the game," said Kagura. "If she can hold her own in the challenges or gets into a strong alliance I think she'll go deep."
"Here is what Lucy said about her strategy," said Tracey.
Lucy: I'm here to play the game so I don't really care about the challenges. When it comes to those I know I won't be the strongest so I'm fine with latching onto an alliance as a number if it'll get me farther. They just better be ready when I stab them in the back so I can win.
"I like her already," said Kagura.
"Next is Mutsumi from Love Hina," said Tracey.
"On paper this woman should be the first person voted out," said Kagura. "She's forgetful, she's clumsy, and she has anemia of all things but to make up for all of that she is insanely smart when she pays attention so she could actually be very valuable to her tribe."
"Here's what Mutsumi said about her chances in the game," said Tracey.
Mutsumi: I hope I can last a while. My goal is to make the jury, if I do that then I'll be very happy.
"Our next contestant is Naruto from Naruto," said Tracey.
"Oh my God this guys is so damn annoying," said Kagura. "But he is going to last a long time because of how strong he'll be in the challenges."
"Well," said Tracey. "Here is Naruto's strategy."
Naruto: I'm going to be the powerhouse for my team. That's my plan pure and simple and I think it's a good plan.
"Believe it," said Tracey causing Kagura to burst into laughter. "Our next castaway is Sakura from Naruto."
"Sakura reminds me a lot of Sango," said Kagura still laughing. "Only I don't think Sakura will have to worry about teaming up with an Inuyasha."
"This is what Sakura had to say before the game started," said Tracey.
Sakura: I do think that I will have to form an alliance early if I want to stay long term but I don't want to rush into anything I'll regret so for the first few days I'm going to sit back a little and see where everyone goes.
"Next we have Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh," said Tracey.
"I'm not sure what to think about Tea," said Kagura. "She's a nice enough girl but I don't know what she'll bring to the game. For all I know she'll be another Amy but I'm not getting a read on her."
"Well here is what Tea said about her game plan," said Tracey.
Tea: My plan is to lay low for a little bit, be a hard worker in camp, and helpful in the challenges. Once I've proven myself to my tribe I think it will be much easier for me to make an alliance.
"Our next castaway is Toki from Princess Mononoke," said Tracey.
"Toki is going to do very well in this game," said Kagura. "I really have no idea how she won't make the merge but then again that's what I thought about Sango."
"Here is Toki's strategy," said Tracey.
Toki: I know that I'm the strongest woman here and that there is not a chance in hell I'm not going to do well at camp or in the challenges. They should just give me the check now.
"Next we have Tucker form Danny Phantom," said Tracey.
"Tucker is totally out of his element," said Kagura. "I really don't see him lasting long unless he gets into a powerful alliance or someone else really screws up and gets voted out before him."
"Here is what Tucker had to say," said Tracey.
Tucker: This is something I really don't do in my everyday life. I love my technology and eating anytime I want but I love the game play so I'm willing to give up some stuff if I have a chance to play the game.
"Our last castaway is Usopp from One Piece," said Tracey.
"I heard about Usopp from Sanji and it really wasn't all that good," said Kagura. "He has a tendency to make things up and if you get caught in a lie in Survivor you can get voted out very easily. On the bright side he could very easily be dragged to the final two as a goat."
"Well here is what Usopp said about his game plan," said Tracey.
Usopp: I'm going to be me. I know that may not be the best thing in the world to do but I feel that if my tribe can get to know me for who I am outside of this game then they'll be fine when I tell my stories and when I have some fun with them.
"Well there you have it," said Tracey. "We'll see you all soon for the premier episode of Survivor Greece."
"Hold it," said Kagura. "I want details. What are the twists? How may blindsides are there?"
Tracey looked at Kagura blankly for a moment.
"We'll see you all later," said Tracey. "I hope you enjoyed the preview."
"…Ass," said Kagura.