I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Vacation's All I Ever Wanted

What's left of Madara Uchiha lies at the feet of Naruto Uzumaki, he picks up his mask and returns to the Leaf Village to report in. When he gets back, he finds Tsunade has come to.

Naruto: Hey, Tsunade.

Tsunade: What, no Grandma?

Naruto just stands there with a saddened look on his face, she can see how weary he's become.

Tsunade: I heard about Sasuke, it wasn't your fault. At least he took Danzo with him.

Naruto: This is all that's left of Madara.

He places the mask on her desk.

Tsunade: Well, I guess that's pretty much a wrap. I'll let you know if I have another mission for you, dismissed.

Naruto leaves for his house and spends the rest of the day thinking about his life to this point. Back in the hokage's office, the shinobi were all gathered for a meeting, the subject being Naruto.

Tsunade: We have a crisis on our hands.

Kakashi: Which is?

Tsunade: We need to give Naruto a break, we keep piling our troubles on his back and he's been a workhorse for us but come on. The kid needs to get away for a while, I mean no shinobi related activities.

Shikamaru: That sounds okay but you know how he is, he's not going to just take it easy.

Tsunade: So, what do you think we should do about it?

Kakashi: We could dupe him into thinking it's a mission.

Tsunade: You really think that will work, he's not as dumb as he lets on.

Yamato: Put the pressure on him if he balks at it.

Tsunade: Okay, anyone have any suggestions?

Genma: Well, we could send him sailing.

Tsunade: You think that'll work?

Genma: The canvas can work miracles, believe me.

Tsunade: Any other suggestions?

Anko: Well, there's this new hotel resort on one of the beaches in the Land Of Plenty, it has a spa and everything.

Tsunade: That sounds like a better idea, anyone else?

Guy: Why don't we…

Tsunade: We want him to take it easy, Guy.

Guy: Oh.

Tsunade: Well, if anyone else doesn't have any ideas, dismissed.

The shinobi all left except for Anko who had to give her directions and two other prominent kunoichi from Naruto's class.

Tsunade: Thank you, Anko. Sakura, Hinata, what are you doing here?

Hinata: You can go first Sakura.

Sakura: Oh, no, I have a lot more to say so you should go first.

Hinata: Okay. Well, Lady Tsunade, if it's going to be a vacation and we don't want him to do anything shinobi related I think he'd need a bodyguard.

Sakura: Damn, I forgot she liked him.

Tsunade: You're right and if you go with him, it might be more believable as a mission. What can I help you with, Sakura?

Sakura: Uh, I was going to suggest that he may need a medic.

Tsunade: So you both want to watch over him, great, it'll be an actual mission for the both of you. ANBU!

Two ANBU Black Ops members appears before Tsunade.

Tsunade: One of you head to Naruto Uzumaki's home and tell him to be at my office first thing in the morning and the other head to this hotel and reserve a room for him.

ANBU: Yes, Lady Hokage.

The ANBU leave.

Tsunade: Okay, be here in the morning.

Hinata & Sakura: Yes, hokage.

The two kunoichi's eagerness to go on the mission didn't escape the wily hokage.

Tsunade: What the hell happened while I was out?

Outside the hokages office, the departing Sakura and Hinata had been suspicious of each other's motives.

Sakura: Okay, where both thinking it. Why are you really going?

Hinata: To spend time with Naruto. You?

Sakura: Same here. I wouldn't have asked if I knew you were going to, it's just that he's done so much for us and he really needs to relax.

Hinata: So, how are you planning to help him relax?

Sakura can see the shrewd look in Hinata's eyes, Sakura blushes and gives away her plans.

Hinata: Sakura, you dirty little slut.

Sakura: You weren't thinking the same thing?

Hinata blushes as hard as Sakura.

Sakura: A noble slut.

Hinata: So, how do we settle this?

Sakura: Well, I've been reading one of Kakashi-sensei's books and…

She explains her solution to Hinata as they leave out of the hokage's mansion.

Sakura: So, what do you think?

Hinata: Okay.

Sakura: Really?

Hinata: I just want him to be happy and he deserves it.

Sakura: Okay, I suggest you get your hands on a copy of that book to get yourself ready.

Hinata: Right.

The two kunoichi part ways until tomorrow, the next morning, Naruto arrives at the Hokage's office as ordered to find Sakura and Hinata already there.

Tsunade: Okay, Naruto, I'm sorry to be working you like this but I have a mission for you. You are to head to the Embrya Hotel, there's a room that you need to, uh…secure.

Her lame excuse disappoints Sakura.

Sakura: That coma must still be affecting her.

Naruto: Really? Just secure it?

Tsunade: Yeah.

Naruto: This doesn't sound like a mission.

Tsunade: Look, I'm trying to give you a break after all you've been through and you don't have any say in the matter either. Hinata and Sakura…

She notices a weird look of determination on their faces towards Naruto.

Tsunade: What the hell is the matter with you two?

Naruto: Seriously, what kind of hotel is this? They look like they're ready for anything.

Hinata: Oh, no reason.

Sakura: We're just really anxious to complete this mission.

They fake a smile that turns into a sneer as they give him the dead eyes.

Tsunade: Anyway, they will accompany you for protection and medical needs but they've been ordered to stop you from doing anything ninja related.

Naruto: I guess if I have no choice. When do we leave?

Tsunade: Right now.

Naruto: Well, let's go.

Naruto walks through the village as the people wave to him, along the way he runs into Kiba and Shikamaru.

Naruto: Hey, guys.

Shikamaru: Hey.

Kiba: How's it hanging?

Naruto: Grandma's making me go on a vacation. What if something happens?

Shikamaru: How troublesome.

Naruto: What?

Kiba: Dude, we're shinobi too.

Shikamaru: For the past few years you've been the one to carry everyone's burdens, just take a powder. We can handle things while you're gone.

Kiba notices that Hinata and Sakura weren't paying attention.

Kiba: Dude, just make sure you tell us all about it when you get back.

Naruto: Tell you about what?

Kiba: Hinata and Sakura?

Naruto: What are you talking about?

Kiba: The same thing you're going to be talking about when you get back, trust me.

Akamaru: Woof!

Naruto: Anyway, I guess I gotta be going.

Kiba: Give 'em one for me.

As they travel, Naruto can't help but shake the feeling of something looming on the horizon.

Hinata: I'm going to make you mine.

Sakura: I'm going to crush his pelvis.

Naruto shakes it off as paranoia and they continue on until they reach their destination.

Desk Clerk: Okay, Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuuga, and Sakura Haruno. You'll be happy to know that our special suite has been reserved for you.

Naruto: What's so special about it?

Desk Clerk: It's designed especially for shinobi to relax, it's called Ninja Hang Suite.

Naruto: Why is it called that?

Desk Clerk: It's a suite where ninja's hang.

Naruto: Ask a dumb question. Okay.

They check in and the bellhop takes their bags as they follow him to their room.

Bellhop: Okay.

Naruto tips him and he leaves, Naruto looks the room over when the sound of the door locking catches his ear. He turns around to find Sakura and Hinata with that same look in their eye as before.

Naruto: What? What's that look?

They begin to undress themselves in front of him.

Naruto: Whoa, what are you doing?

Sakura: Isn't it obvious?

Naruto: Hey, look.

Hinata: You can't talk your way out of this, Naruto.

Completely nude, they move in on him.

Naruto: Okay, hey, who goes first then? I don't want to choose.

Sakura: We've got that covered.

They reach into their bag and pull out a blindfold and earplugs.

Hinata: This way you won't be able to see or hear us, so you won't know who's who.

He watches as she ties her hair up so that he won't feel it accidentally, they apply their tools to his eyes and ears. They switch sides back and forth as they lead him into the bedroom.

Naruto: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?!

Sakura takes out an earplug.

Sakura: Okay, Naruto, you're at 10 and we need you at about 6.

Naruto: Sorry.

Hinata: And yes, we are now save your breath. You're going to need it.

They plug his ears back up and turn him around, he can feel them moving around him to confuse him again. They lay him down on the bed and work out a complex strategy of who he enters first.

Both girls: 1, 2, 3, shoot.

They climb into the bed with him and start to work him over, one sucks him off while the other sucks his balls. He reaches down to grasp the back of their heads but the slap his hands away.

Naruto: Damn it, I don't know what to do with my hands.

The feeling of two mouths on him becomes too much and his spunk erupts from him as he cums for the first time in his life.

Sakura: Wow, so that's what it looks like?

They were stoking his still erect penis, the girl that won had been rubbing her pussy to get herself ready for him. She hovers over him while she places him at her entrance and slides down.

Naruto: Whoa.

The girl who loss got a consolation prize in the form of a riding his face, on instinct he begins to lap up her folds as her juices run down his face. He was relieved to find that they allowed him to grip both of their hips with either hand.

Naruto: This is alright.

Unknown to him, they were screaming his name while he was pleasuring the both of them. The girl riding his member was closer and closer until she got her release. She fell to the side and the girl riding his face replaced her, before he could say anything the girl who just came manages to make her way on top of his face. He couldn't help but notice that the girl who was now riding his member rode it different, the first girl slid up and down while this girl ground and gyrated on him. She found her release and hopped off of him and started to suck his member again, the girl on his face followed her. They sucked him off until he came once again, they took off his blind folds and earplugs and he found them both smiling at him.

Naruto: Whoa, I am relaxed.

They climb into bed with him and they each kiss him.

Hinata: You deserve it.

They all fall asleep together.