Who Started What
"You cut up the apples yet?"
"Yeah."
"It said sliced, not itty bitty pieces."
"What the hell does it matter?"
"It matters because apple pie has to be perfect. And it tastes too sweet. Did you put too much sugar in it?"
"No, I didn't put too much sugar in it! I followed the recipe exactly!"
"Don't bitch at me. I'm only making sure it tastes right."
"You know what? I should so throw this unbaked pie in your face right now."
"Like you'd have the guts to face my wrath."
"…"
"Hey! Lay off me!"
"You asked for it."
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"You okay?"
"What the hell do you think?"
"How's your arm?"
"Dying to smack you."
"Look, I'm sorry. What else do you want me to say?"
(sniffle)
"That you ruined my pie."
"Alright, I ruined your pie."
"And you're sorry."
"Yes, I'm sorry."
"And you'll bake me a new one."
"I'll bake you a… wait a minute! You're the one who's so picky about the pie, why don't you just make it?"
"Because you slammed me against a freaking wall."
"Aww, poor baby. Does your wittle arm hurt? You wanna cry?"
"…"
"Ow! What's wrong with you?"
"You started it."
FIN