The Ghost of Humor
A Naruto Fanfic
Chapter 1: Introducing, Humor!
Uchiha Sasuke was strolling through the streets of Konohagakure being his normal moody self. But on this day, something happened to the emo, angsty avenger. Kami-sama herself decided to get rid of the Uchiha's frown once and for all. Kami sent a ghost who embodied humor to haunt Sasuke and perform various hilarious acts until he smiled.
So as Sasuke strolled along he happened to see a small toddler drop a banana peel. Moments later, a man carrying a huge barrel of marbles walked by. He seemed to trip over an invisible object right onto the banana peel. Having to adhere to the classic rules of comedy, this man promptly slipped and spilled the marbles all over the street. And as they spread, civilians and unaware ninja fell prey to the wrath of the ghost's plan.
Sasuke could only stare in wonder as these events unfolded. His face almost slipped into a grin, but he covered it and walked away as the crowd laughed at the unfortunate group on the ground.
In the sky above Sasuke's head, a figure wearing a clown suit with make-up and a red nose appeared talking into a cell phone. "Yes, Kami-sama, I'll get him next time. I will turn that frown upside down. Bubbles, over and out."
As Sasuke went to meet with the rest of Team 7, he went over the humorous accident from earlier. It's like someone planned for the banana to fall, the man to trip and the marbles to spill… were the Uchiha's thoughts as he got to the bridge where Naruto and Sakura stood waiting. "Hi Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun," Sakura said as he walked close.
Half an hour later Kakashi poofed into the middle of the team. Sakura and Naruto yelled simultaneously, "YOU'RE LATE!" to which the one-eyed wonder replied, "Well, you see, I was wandering along the road of life when I slipped on a street filled with marbles and when I tried to get up I just slipped again."
"YOU'RE LYING KAKASHI-SENSEI!" was the immediate reply from the two angry Genin. "Well, even if I was lying we should start the mission." Kakashi pulled out his copy of Icha Icha Paradise, but before he could read it a gust of wind blew it into the stream below the bridge.
"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" The Jounin screamed as he dove into the water to save his porn. The splash got into Naruto's face and he stumbled back, knocking Sakura off the bridge into the creek.
As Sakura stood up with a fire in her eyes, a fish was wiggling in her mouth where it was stuck. "Mmmph mmmmm mmph!" The pink banshee screamed as she charged at Naruto with the fish still in her mouth. Sasuke made a small chuckle but turned it into a cough and looked around, making sure no one saw. Reassured he walked back to his house, knowing no work was going to get done that day. Something strange is happening and I'll get to the bottom of it.
Bubbles once again appeared with a frown on his face. "Not enough to get you smiling, huh? We'll just have to change that…"
So, tell me what you think. Dumb, retarded, funny, amateur, just don't outright insult me. Remember, as long as I can learn something from your review, I don't care how mean it is.