Mario Cart Wii Online Unoficial Rules
Do not make your name in 1337 speak. If you do, I will smash your face in.
Don't vote for the course you just played. It's just stupid.
Yes, it is cool to make your Mii really damn ugly. No, it is not cool to name it Your Mom.
If you repeatedly vote for Luigi Circuit even after you just played it, you look like a total beginner who desperately needs the easy track. Vote for it a few times, but for the love of god switch it up a bit!
Do not use up all the voting time and be the last person to vote with random. Just don't.
If you choose a small character, you will be rammed.
4999-0= terrible player. 5000-5999= New player. 6000-6999= Good player. 7000-7999= amazing player. 8000+ = Expert.
If you want to intimidate or look unique, choose a tough character, like Daisy, Bowser Jr., Baby Luigi, Funky Kong, Dry Bowser, or Mii Outfit B. Those are the rarest characters.
There will probably be at least 2 Luigi's.
Rainbow Road is bound to show up. If you fall off, you're screwed.
AN: Well, that just came off the top of my head. I was playing Mario Cart online, and I really was playing against some people like that. One dude called himself G3R3TT, there were 3 Luigi's, and the same four people were only voting for Luigi Circuit. I got annoyed, and typed this up. Please, for the love of god actually listen to these!