How to Get A Kunai Knife In Your Ear

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Claimer-I DO own Kunai knives, so watch out!

1. Have someone throw it at you.

2. Use it as an ear cleaner.

3. Annoy your math teacher until she throws one at you.

4. Alternate 3 with your science teacher

5. Have someone set off your kunai-catapult while you're setting up the target.

6. Brag about being good at dodging.

7. Scare your teammates while there practicing.

8. Alternate 7 with your genin teacher.

9. Tell your older ninja sibling your better than them.

10. Fall for the "Kunai-Under-The-Pillow" Trick

If you have any more ideas on how to get a kunai knife in your ear PLEASE (nicely) review!

If I can from #11 up to #20 new ideas I'll Post "How To Get A Kunai Knife In Your Ear" Chapter 2!