I Won't Say It
"C'mon Harry!" Remus, whined. "We all know you're in love with a him, why won't you tell us. C'mon just say it?"
"No and you guys can't make me. I won't!"
Sirius hit a button on the boom box. "We'll see about that." He smiled evilly. Then the song I Won't Say I'm in Love from the Disney movie Hercules came on.
Harry
If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that
Remus
Who'd' ya think you're kidding'
He's the Earth and heaven to you, babe
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Boy, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel but
Who you're thinking of
Harry
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Sirius
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Harry
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love,
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh!
Sirius
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
Harry
NO: No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Remus
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
Harry
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
Sirius
You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
Harry
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
Remus and Sirius
BOY, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Harry
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
Harry refused to sing the end of it, and instead shouted, "I'm not in love with Severus Tobias Snape!" before he ran out. Remus and Sirius's jaws dropped when they heard it. Severus, who walked in the middle of the song and sat in the corner, simply fell out of his chair.