This is the shortest, stupidest thing I've ever written. :P
By the way, people, I'm feeling so braindead right now. Like, everything I write turns out wrong. So I won't be updating YDNETS until we go back to school in September. Sorry... :/
Story time! I was trying to say "Miku likes leeks" to my little sister a few days ago. Instead, I said "Leeku likes meeks". Thus, this stupid fanfiction was born. XD
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin or Kagamine Len. XP
Hatsune Leeku
One day in Vocaloid High, Hatsune Miku was sitting with her friend Rin at lunch. As Miku pulled a leek out of her lunch box, Rin's twin brother, Len, plopped down beside them. "Hey, Rin," he said, nodding to his sister. With a wild smirk on his face, he turned to the teal haired girl. "Hey, Hatsune Leeku."
Miku's eye twitched. "What did you just call me?"
"Just your name. 'Leeku'."
Miku hit Len over the head with the leek. "My name is not 'Leeku'!"
Len rubbed his head but still kept the smirk on his face. "It is too! 'Hatsune Leeku'! Named after the wonderful leek."
"Why thank you, Len. Because, you know, leeks are delicious." Miku smirked back.
Len grabbed an orange from his sister's lunch box, ignoring her protests. "Bananas are better." He began peeling the fruit.
Rin snatched the orange back from Len. "I'm sorry to inform you that it's not a banana."
"Yes, but Leeku took my banana." Len scowled.
"No I didn't," Miku said with an innocent smile on her face, hiding the fruit behind her back. "Besides, Kagamine Bananen, leeks are far better than bananas."
"They are not, Hatsune Leeku."
"Bananen, everyone knows that leeks taste better than bananas."
"Leeku, everyone knows that bananas are sweeter than leeks."
"Oranges are best! Just don't take mine," Rin put in.
"Leeks are the best!" Miku began chewing her leek.
Len pointed at Miku and began laughing. "Leeku likes leeks, Leeku likes leeks!"
"Why, yes, I do. Because they are better than bananas," Miku growled.
"Nope! Bananas are better." Can you guess who said that?
"I'm sure the author agrees with me that leeks are better than bananas," Miku said loudly.
Rin gasped and pointed at her friend. "Miku broke the fourth wall!" Everyone began having a food fight because it was the apocalypse.
And then, the world exploded.
Oh my gosh...what did I just write? XD This is what happens when I do absolutely nothing for the whole summer...
And poor Leeku...I actually agree with Len *mischievous smile*
Please R&R. Flamers will be stoned to death with leeks. XD
Chao~!
-Blossom OUT-