So yeah. This'll be a one-shot…unless you want more…. RATED M…because it gets steamy…NO SEX YET THOUGH.

Pairing: Hades x Nico…

Warnings: Incest, boy x boy, yaoi, slash

Disclaimer: I don't own it…And if I did, I'd get better illustrations of the characters cuz DAYUM did Rick fuck that one up.

"Nico, please, just try to be nicer to her!" Hades yelled, slamming the door to Nico's bedroom shut behind him. Nico flopped down onto his black sheets.

"No! I don't owe her anything! I hate her!" He screamed back. Hades glared at him but Nico didn't even flinch.

"Well, she's my wife, and I love her…So, you will at least respect her!" Hades demanded.

"Wrong again, father! I refuse to respect the bitch that doesn't respect me or you!" Nico yelled, jumping off his bed in anger.

"What are you even talking about, Nico?" Hades yelled, running his hands through his wavy black hair.

"SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU! I know damn well that you already know! You're just to much of a pussy to tell her off! Because you're scared of what the other gods' will do? You never were before? She's ruining you, dad…." Nico screamed, fisting his hands in his hair, staring at Hades with crazed eyes. Hades just stood there, staring at his son in disbelief. The boy was too observant.

He was right. Hades knew…and he wanted desperately to get rid of Persephone… But what would the other Olympians say… Demeter would be elated… Zeus would probably make fun of him and say that he never could keep woman around… The only woman he only ever really loved, was Nico's mother, Maria.

Hades stared at his son… He looked so much like Maria. He was perfect, or as perfect as a child of Hades could be.

Nico was beautiful. His black hair was just a bit wavy, always so soft and shiny. His body was flawless. He was small, short and skinny…but it suited him. He had a gymnasts body, and technically was one. Hades had seen the boy training, he was extremely flexible and balanced. His flips and contortions were perfect.

His body was hairless, Hades had seen Nico in shorts. That mad made Hades wonder if his son shaved his legs… Then Hades imagined…running a hand up those ghostly pale legs…

Then, he realized what he was thinking. WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH HIM? This was his son he was thinking about.

"Dad? I-I just…don't like how she treats you.. And then when she's a bitch to you, I get mad, and then I yell at her, then you yell at me because she tells you to… And it makes me feel like…you don't even want me here…" Nico rambled adorably. Hades stared into his sons black eyes.

"Nico…of course I want you here… You bring light to this dark palace…I love you, son." Hades answered truthfully. He used to think Persephone brought light but that light had dimmed thousands of years ago. And then Nico came to the Underworld and his light seemed to shine so fucking bright. Even the ghosts and souls that were forever doomed to the Underworld found hope in the young son of Hades.

Nico gulped and blushed, looking anywhere but Hades' eyes. He was breathing quickly and fidgetting. He licked his lips with a wet, pink tongue.

"Prove it. . ." He whispered huskily. Hades stared…Did- Did his son want him? Hades took one step forward hesitantly but then steeled his mind. He stepped forward more surely and put his hands on either side of Nico's head. He brought their lips together soft, hesitantly, but then more surely. He sighed and leaned back away from Nico, who still had his eyes closed, and was blushing heavily. His breathing was hard. Hades took his silence as disgust.

He turned away but stopped when he heard Nico whisper, "Wait. D-Do it again."

Hades smiled slightly and moved towards Nico again. Cupping his soft face, he pressed their lips together again. Nico's lips moved against his in just the right way. Hades got tired of leaning down to kiss Nico, so he wrapped his arms around the tiny waist, and lifted him easily. Nico grunted and wrapped his long legs around Hades waist. They both groaned and Hades licked his way into Nico's mouth, being rewarded with adorable whimpers. Hades nipped at Nico's soft, full lips. Nico mewled and arched his back, pressing their chests together. Hades sat on the edge of Nico's California-King sized bed, and Nico straddled his hips, running his small hands all over Hades' chest and abs. Nico let out a shuddering cry as Hades reached around him and gripped his ass firmly. Nico groaned and panted as Hades ran his hands roughly up and down Nico backside. When Hades laid back on the bed, and ground their hips together, they both groaned loudly. Then Nico froze and grabbed Hades hands before they could go under his pants. He panted for a moment, catching his breath.

"As much as I want this…It's too fast." He whispered, not daring to look up into Hades' eyes. Hades smiled, he was proud of his son. He wrapped his arms around the small boy, hugging him tightly.

"That's absolutely fine, Nico…I love you…I don't want to rush this.." He said into Nico's ear. Nico leaned back though.

"But what is this? Oh Gods', what if people find out? What will they say? I-" Nico rambled.

Hades shushed him with a small kiss. "Who cares what they think? And beside, we're Greek. Stuff happens." Nico giggled adorably and hugged Hades tightly.

Maybe they weren't a normal couple, but they loved each other with all their hearts and that was all that mattered.

So yeah… I only started shipping them together a while ago and the plot bunnies were whispering to me….. And this was born. I might continue, it depends… :p If I do continue…there will be lemons…because there is no avoiding that with these two. xD