Karin: Yay! You're finally deciding to write a fanfiction for us!
Arasha: Yes, yes I am.
Kazune: Yeah, but you need to finish Lupidus soon. Everyone over there is freaking out except Minoru...
Minoru: *laughs sadistically*
Karin: Aaaah! Scary! *hides behind Kazune*
Kazune: Its okay Karin...I think...or hope...
Arasha: How did you get here?!
Minoru: I don't know I just came here to convince you to-
Kazune: Enough! You're freaking out Karin and Suzune!
Karin: *whimpers*
Minoru: S'not my fault you have a pathetic girlfriend.
Kazune: Shut up. Just shut up before I hack Arasha's computer and have you get hit by a car!
Arasha: Oi! Calm down both of you! Let's just get the disclaimer over with-
Suzune: ADD-chan does not own Kamichama Karin or Kamichama Karin Chu!
Arasha: Thank you Suzune. Kazune, if you hack my computer, you're getting hit by a car. Anyway, let's just start the chapter!
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"Ugh, you are so...so, ugh!" Karin shouted, slamming the door to her room.
"It's not my fault I'm dealing with such a slow woman!" Kazune yelled back, slamming his door as well.
Himeka hopped up the stairs nervously. She'd seen them fight before, but it had never lasted for more than a school day. This one had lasted for three so far. It'd all started when Kazune woke up Karin for they're morning training. Karin told him to go away, she wasn't done sleeping yet. He told her that this excersise was for her own good. She blew up thinking he was saying she was fat. He told her she wasn't, and she told him he better not of been because he was no one to talk. He said he had no idea what she was talking about, and she pointed out how quickly he always scarfed down his food. So then he pointed out how much food she always took. Since then, every flaw that was made was pointed out. Not being able to see that Kirika-senpai was a woman, passing out after seeing a gnat, allowing people to attach themselves to you and then not doing anything about it. Then, school flaws. Low marks, few friends, Kazune-Z, Karin's fanguys. Appearance flaws, flaws in strength, flaws in personality, flaws in attention span. You name a flaw, they'd purposely search for it in order to irritate the other. Then, they would stop talking to eachother, until another flaw was pointed out, and the other person blew up in the original person's face about them not being perfect either. It'd been driving Himeka crazy.
Shii and Suzune walked up behind her. They both looked worried. They had noticed that this fight was longer as well. It seemed like it was only a matter of time before they started a fist fight with each other. And looking at who the two people involved in ti were, they wouldn't be suprised if it developed into that. But of course, look at them closer and you would realize it could never happen. Kazune could be chauvinistic, but he wasn't an ass. He could never hit a girl. And Karin was too sweet hearted to hurt a fly. Unless it was Kazune saying something chauvinistic, but even then, she didn't hit him that hard. Just enough to knock him back into sense.
"Onee-chan, why are Mama and Papa fighting?" Suzune asked, with that puppy-ish look of his.
"Because Papa is an idiot." Karin said, hearing the question after calming down enough to come out of her room.
Unfortunatly, it appeared that Kazune had done the same, and heard Karin's answer.
"I'm the idiot? Really?! If I'm such an idiot, how come I get better scores than you?" Kazune said angrily.
"Just because I'm not good at academics doesn't mean I'm any less intelligent than you are!" Karin spat.
"Yes you are, because you're just a stupid woman!" Kazune yelled, getting in her face.
Karin just stood there in disbelief. He could be a jerk, but he was never this mean. At this point, she was so filled with anger that she couldn't control what was happening. Her arm moved on its own and slapped him. Hard. Suzune gasped, while Shii and Himeka tried to cover his eyes. No child deserves to see their parents fight this way. He looked at them both nervously. He knew they were fighting, and was expecting something serious, but never thought they'd begin striking each other. Kazune held his hand up to his cheek, to the spot where she had slapped him. His hand was shaking, and this was visible to everyone, especially Karin, who looked surprised with herself. And he just looked at her, pain and disbelief visible in his eyes. But, Karin, still fuming, turned away, walked into her room and slammed the door.
"Papa, why is Mama so mad? I never saw her hurt someone before." Suzune asked, hugging his father.
"I...I don't...It's just... Papa said something mean and dumb." Kazune sighed.
He looked up when he heard Karin's door open. She had a small bag with her and was going down the stairs. She walked into the kitchen, filling the bag with a water bottle, some granola bars, and band-aids. Even with her bag slightly open, anyone could see the contents. Her phone, her wallet, maybe a small picture album, although it was hard to tell, and a flashlight. She grabbed some batteries, as well.
"Are you leaving?" Kazune asked.
"Maybe." She said stiffly.
"Mama, are you going to leave us?" Suzune asked tearfully.
"No, Suzune-kun." She said, and there was a slight wobble in her voice.
"Karin..." Kazune murmured.
"I'm not a stupid woman you...you..." Karin said, voice definetly wobbling, with a small sob at the end.
"Karin...I..."Kazune whispered, putting his hand on her shoulder.
"Don't touch me!" She sobbed, finally reaching the front door.
"Where are you going?" He asked nervously, watching her open the door.
"Out." She said, looking at him over her shoulder with a tearful glare.
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Karin: Omigod, Kazune was so mean in this chapter. And I feel angry. And sad.
Kazune & Suzune: No! Don't leave!
Himeka: You two are beggining to get on my nerves.
Arasha: You all have issues, but I loves ya anyway!
Suzune: It's not like you're normal.
Arasha: Yeah, I admit that.
Himeka: By the way, what happened with Minoru?
Arasha: I locked him in a cage and now he's being tormented by Sakura, Shaoran, Eriol, Tomoyo, and Sayuri.
Himeka: 0.o okay, then.
Suzune: *gets all teary eyed* Please stayed tuned for the next chapter and R & R! Or I'll just cry! *sniff, sniff*