(Clark, Lana, Chloe, Pete and Lex sit is a medium dark room, sitting in a circle)

Clark- Lex, thanks for bringing these brownies over

Lex- Yeah, see I told you guys. My college friends called them 'special brownies'

Lana- Oh my god! I, like, have the hugest hands ever!

Pete- Hey guys, when I was making out with Chloe, Guess what? ... I felt her boob! It was beautiful,, and squishy

Chloe- Hey I'm right here you dillhole!

Pete- Oh, Crap!

Lana- I swear, I could be a boxer with these hands

(She swings her hands)

Lana- POW! POW! POW!

Lex- Woah, man, don't hit me

Clark- Hey guess what, guys, I'm an alien from another planet!

Pete- Woah, heavy man.. wait I knew that.. wait...

Lex- Yeah Clark is an alien

Clark- see?

Lex- From the planet Uranus!!!

(They all start cracking up)

Pete- Hey, guess what? Uranus sounds like 'your anus' I wonder who named that?

Lex- whoever did must have gotten a hold of these 'special brownies'

Clark- Wait, I am an alien

Lana- I wonder what doing it with an alien would be like?

Clark- You wanna know?

Lana- Hey guys, maybe I'm an alien, I mean it is not normal to have hands this big! I think they just grew an inch.. woah!

Pete- Hey, maybe we are all aliens here

Lex- From Uranus!

Chloe- The truth is out there.. somewhere out there.. is the truth.. out there.. truth.. out there

Clark- is she going to say that all day?

Lex- I'm starting to regret making you guys eat these brownies

Lana- Woah, I see my parents... Oh nevermind that is something else

Chloe- What if an alien came here and held us all captive?

Clark- Lana could kill them with her huge boxer hands

Lana- (punching air) POW! POW! POW!

Lex- You know who we should invite? Lucas!

Clark- Lucas is a dillhole!

Chloe- Yeah he's be all like "I'm going to kill you" wait, who is Lucas?

Lex- My brother!

Chloe- Oh yeah, he is hot! Can you set me up with him?

Pete- Chloe, arent we going out?

Chloe- Yeah! Hey you are hot!

Lana- Lex, you can't find love, and we all sympathize with you

Lex- I'm dating Dr. Bryce

Lana- If you call that dating then you don't know dating

(Jonathan comes in)

Jonathan- Hey Lana, Chloe, Pete, Clark

All- Hi Mr. Kent

Jonathan- What are you doing here Lex?

Lex- I am, i.. I brought brownies for you and Mrs. Kent

Jonathan- Um, thats very nice, you didn't poison them did you?

Lex- No, I can assure you that they are poison free!

Jonathan- All right, I'll bring them up to Martha, she needs all the food she can get what with the baby and all

(A few minutes later Martha is in the circle with them, cracking up)

Martha- These are the best brownies, ever!

Martha looks at Clark

Martha- Hey you are hot!

Clark- Mom! It's me Clark

Martha- (Cracking up) Oh yeah, woah, man! What is in these brownies?

Martha turns to Lex

Martha- Hey, you are hot!

Lex- Okay, that is enough brownies for you

Martha- Hey, Lana, you know what Clark looks like naked? Cuz you better not cuz if you do i'ma hunt you down and kill your slutty ass!!

Lana looks petrified, Martha cracks up

Martha- It is a joke, Honey! Lighten up!

Lana- (Laughing) Oh, a joke! I love jokes

Martha- have you and my son, ya know.. did it yet?

Clark- Mom!

Lana- No, we are virgins

Martha- wuss! you know Clark is an alien from another planet so the... if you know what I am talking about

Lex- No, we don't

Martha- boi-iong! (starts cracking up)

Clark- Holy crap.. what is in these brownies?

Martha- I don't know but I want another one!