Colonel Roy Mustang
Colonel Roy Mustang sat in his swivelling chair, looking at the mounds of paper work filling his office. He needed his annual report in today; and it was somewhere in the many piles of paper.
'What am I going to do?' he sighed
Mustang looked up at the clock, two hours until it was due. He began looking through the numerous piles of paper but he could still not find it. He became bored and he decided all this paper made his office look messy; and what if Riza Hawkeye were to find out about his messy office or WORSE Edward Elric. Mustang shuddered at the thought of it. Then a sly smile crept onto the Colonel's face; he reached into his pocket for his gloves.
Grinning like a madman Colonel Mustang clicked his fingers at a pile of paper work.
WOOSH! The paper was there one moment and gone the next. The Colonel who seemed to now be in a REALLY strange mood because now he was dancing around the office singing:
'paper work, paper work, paper work'.
While he was singing he was clicking his fingers at random piles of paper, which then burst into flames. The fire were quick and controlled so there was nothing left after the blaze went out, not even a burn mark. Then Mustang heard someone coming! He quickly stopped the fires, and sat down at his desk.
Riza Hawkeye opened the door and stated,
'Sir, your report is due in an hour.'
'Yeh, I'll get to it.'
Riza gave him a long look wondering what on earth he meant by that. Then she looked around his office, and scowled at the piles of old paper work. Roy mumbled something about doing it later. Hawkeye gave him a cold stare. Then she left the room.
Mustang sighed with relief and started singing again,
'paper work, paper work, paper work, paper work.'
Once again as he sung he clicked his fingers and paper burst into flames around him.
This went on for quite some time.
Now the office was tidy! Mustang sat down to relax when, Riza walked in.
'Sir you need to hand in your report now.'
The colonel went to go and get it, but then he realised that…
It was gone…
Burnt…
Never to be seen again.
Then Edward and Alphonse walked into the office. Edward asked where he had to hand up his report.
Mustang sat at his desk and cried.
THE END!