Luminik: A little bit of deranged, twisted humour for all you peeps! Enjoy
the story and please review! Oh ya, and I don't own Final Fantasy VII ^_^,
Shinji does!
Shinji: What!? *mob of lawyers mug him*
Luminik: Hey! It was a joke! Take it easy! *helps Shinji fend off the mob*
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It was a peaceful day. The sun rose over the mountains and cast it's rays on a house a little ways away from Gonaga. This was the house of our beloved heroes who had saved the world. Cloud, Tifa, Cait Sith, and Red had all gone out early that morning to do some shopping, leaving the house in the care of the remaining four.
"I buh-leave in MIRCLES! Uh-HUH-uh! YOU SEXY THING, YOU SEXY THING YAAAaa!"
Cid's knuckles turned white as he clenched the newspaper. His cigarette had long been bitten in half and his left eye twitched uncontrollably. He couldn't take much more of Barret's singing.
Just when he thought he would explode, the singing stopped and he heard the squeak of the shower as it was turned off.
"About @#$%&^# time." Cid mumbled angrily to himself and snatched up his towel and facecloth. "There better damn well be some hot water left when I get in there!" He yelled through the closed door to Barret.
Forcing himself to be patient, Cid stood outside the bathroom door, waiting for Barret to get out so that he may finally be able to take his shower.
"Hey Cid." Barret whispered through the door, "Where are the others?"
Cid growled with frustration, "Cloud, Tifa, Cait Sith, and Red have all gone out shopping and Vincent and Yuffie are upstairs somewhere. Now get out of the damned bathroom!"
"So they're not around?"
"NO!"
Barret seemed satisfied with this and opened the bathroom door. If Cid hadn't bitten his cigarette in half earlier, it would have fallen from his gaping mouth at this moment. Barret stood in the doorway, giggling like a school girl and wearing nothing but a red thong made from material that was strangely familiar.
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A half-dressed Vincent staggered groggily down the hall, occasionally tripping over his feet as he went. He was not a morning person. Eventually he came to a stop in front of a door.
"Yuffie," he called blearily while knocking on the door a few times, "Are you awake?"
A muffled reply followed by something, possibly a shoe, hitting the door from the other side was enough of an answer.
"I can't find my bandana," he begun again, "Do you know where it is?"
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"DAMNIT BARRET! Do you know how @#$%^%# DISGUSTING that is!" Cid exclaimed as Barret walked out of the bathroom.
"Oh come on , Cid," Barret said, "Don't tell me, that you've never wanted to do this?"
Cid hesitated, "Okay, so what if I have. What's it to ya?"
With shifty eyes, Barret thrust another thong into Cid's hands and whispered in his ear, "I made one for you too."
Cid giggled madly and ran into the bathroom to change. He soon emerged wearing the thong. This one was white with two green tassels hanging from it.
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Vincent yawned from where he sat on the edge of Yuffie's bed.
"That's strange," Yuffie commented as she rummaged through her stuff, "I can't find mine either!"
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"Ya know," said Cid after they had finished dancing to some random techno song, "The material these things are made of look really familiar, but I just can't place a finger on it."
Barret simply shrugged and went to start a new song.
"Barret, Cid," Vincent asked as he walked into the room, "Have any of you seen my..." Vincent stopped walking and stared.
"Hey Vincent, did you ask them ye...t" Yuffie stopped and stared too.
Yuffie's eye twitched.
Vincent's claw twitched.
And Barret and Cid screamed.
Shinji: What!? *mob of lawyers mug him*
Luminik: Hey! It was a joke! Take it easy! *helps Shinji fend off the mob*
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It was a peaceful day. The sun rose over the mountains and cast it's rays on a house a little ways away from Gonaga. This was the house of our beloved heroes who had saved the world. Cloud, Tifa, Cait Sith, and Red had all gone out early that morning to do some shopping, leaving the house in the care of the remaining four.
"I buh-leave in MIRCLES! Uh-HUH-uh! YOU SEXY THING, YOU SEXY THING YAAAaa!"
Cid's knuckles turned white as he clenched the newspaper. His cigarette had long been bitten in half and his left eye twitched uncontrollably. He couldn't take much more of Barret's singing.
Just when he thought he would explode, the singing stopped and he heard the squeak of the shower as it was turned off.
"About @#$%&^# time." Cid mumbled angrily to himself and snatched up his towel and facecloth. "There better damn well be some hot water left when I get in there!" He yelled through the closed door to Barret.
Forcing himself to be patient, Cid stood outside the bathroom door, waiting for Barret to get out so that he may finally be able to take his shower.
"Hey Cid." Barret whispered through the door, "Where are the others?"
Cid growled with frustration, "Cloud, Tifa, Cait Sith, and Red have all gone out shopping and Vincent and Yuffie are upstairs somewhere. Now get out of the damned bathroom!"
"So they're not around?"
"NO!"
Barret seemed satisfied with this and opened the bathroom door. If Cid hadn't bitten his cigarette in half earlier, it would have fallen from his gaping mouth at this moment. Barret stood in the doorway, giggling like a school girl and wearing nothing but a red thong made from material that was strangely familiar.
-------
A half-dressed Vincent staggered groggily down the hall, occasionally tripping over his feet as he went. He was not a morning person. Eventually he came to a stop in front of a door.
"Yuffie," he called blearily while knocking on the door a few times, "Are you awake?"
A muffled reply followed by something, possibly a shoe, hitting the door from the other side was enough of an answer.
"I can't find my bandana," he begun again, "Do you know where it is?"
-------
"DAMNIT BARRET! Do you know how @#$%^%# DISGUSTING that is!" Cid exclaimed as Barret walked out of the bathroom.
"Oh come on , Cid," Barret said, "Don't tell me, that you've never wanted to do this?"
Cid hesitated, "Okay, so what if I have. What's it to ya?"
With shifty eyes, Barret thrust another thong into Cid's hands and whispered in his ear, "I made one for you too."
Cid giggled madly and ran into the bathroom to change. He soon emerged wearing the thong. This one was white with two green tassels hanging from it.
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Vincent yawned from where he sat on the edge of Yuffie's bed.
"That's strange," Yuffie commented as she rummaged through her stuff, "I can't find mine either!"
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"Ya know," said Cid after they had finished dancing to some random techno song, "The material these things are made of look really familiar, but I just can't place a finger on it."
Barret simply shrugged and went to start a new song.
"Barret, Cid," Vincent asked as he walked into the room, "Have any of you seen my..." Vincent stopped walking and stared.
"Hey Vincent, did you ask them ye...t" Yuffie stopped and stared too.
Yuffie's eye twitched.
Vincent's claw twitched.
And Barret and Cid screamed.