Ok... rock paper scissors to decide" James said.
"Ok" Sirius said. Sirius chose rock, and James chose paper.
"Ha, I win" Sirius said.
"No you don't. Paper beats rock."
"How?" Sirius asked.
"It wraps around it" James said.
"That wouldn't work" Sirius said "the rock would tear through".
"Rules are rules. Paper beat rock." James said.
"Ok... fine" Sirius said.
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"Remember that discussion about paper and rock?" Sirius asked.
"Yes..." James said, feeling worried.
"here is a piece of paper for you" Sirius said, hading him an A4 piece of paper "defend yourself" Sirius then threw a large rock at James. It tore through the paper and whacked James in the face, breaking his nose and knocking him out.
"ROCK BEATS PAPER! Suck it bitch" Sirius said.
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"Feeling better?"Sirius asked.
"After you threw a large rock at me, yes I am" James said "I think we should try again. I have a piece of paper here, throw a rock at me."
"Ok" Sirius said, picking up a rock. James used magic to send the piece of paper at him, knocking Sirius to the floor, dropping the stone on his leg.
"THAT is how paper beats rock." James said.
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"Ok. Let's try again" Sirius said.
"Fancy another broken leg" James asked. Sirius picked up a rock. James launched his piece of paper at Sirius's face. Sirius was too fast and the rock hit James in the face again. The paper flung Sirius back, smashing his head against a table.
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"Right, I have now seen you both twice in the space of an hour" Madam Frasier, the school nurse said "you 2 stop whatever is doing this, or I will put you in the wing myself"
"Ok. But how will we decide who gets the knut?" James said.
"What?"
"Well see, we won a raffle. 20 galleons and one knut to share" James said "so how gets that extra knot."
"You are each getting 10 galleons! What does a knut matter? Enough to get you sent in here 2 times each?" Frasier said.
"Good point. We will have to flip a coin for it" James said.
"I choose tails" Sirius said. James flipped it, and it landed on the picture of a dragon.
"Yes! I win! Woo" Sirius said.
"No, the dragon is heads."
"But it has a tail..." Sirius said.
"Rules are rules. Dragon is heads" James said.
"Really... we will see about that" Sirius said.