Clement and Solvo, Super Smashers
Solvo walked down the street from Kroger, her favorite place to shop, on the right side of the road on the cold winter concrete.
"If only..." she thought. Solvo was homosexual, and she loved a woman. This woman was Clementj642. Solvo couldn't stop thinking about her, and how Clement would be naked all the time when they played Smash Brothers over the internet. Solvo's feelings for Clement were strong enough to dim the light of a Smash Ball, yet she couldn't let Clement know that, for fear of breaking their friendship.
Solvo walked, and walked, and walked. Thinking about the "What ifs" of life. Such as, "What if Gareth got hit by a speeding G.U.N truck?" But mostly, "What if Clement and I were a couple?" This thought filled her with happiness and joy that she never felt before, then an eternal misery from within as she remembered it was just her imagination.
Solvo arrived at her home, with bags full of Poptarts and an unlimited amount of Pancakes hanging from her arm. She reached into her back pocket and pulled out her key. She inserted the key into the lock, turned it, and entered the home.
Solvo went into the Kitchen and placed her groceries down on the table that Ted sent her, because Ted gifted everyone tables for Halloween for some reason. She felt very tired and sweaty from her long, arduous walk from Kroger, and she decided to take a shower. Both to relax, and to clear her mind of her love.
Solvo walked into the bathroom and removed her clothes, including her Somecallmejohnny Limited Edition Right Sock and her Nayrman214 Limited Edition Left Sock. When she moved to turn the shower's water on, the curtain was suddenly pulled back by a force other than her own.
Solvo was shocked, as inside of the bathtub was a woman. Wearing no clothes, it was her love.
"C-clement, how are you here...?' she asked timidly.
"I braved the cold, Canadian weather to come and meet you, my dear, dear Solvo. The snow was fierce, and the Maple Syrup was everywhere, but I survived on Twinkies and imported Fruity Pebbles to make it here today." Clement said.
Solvo was confused. Her true desire, The Great Clement, was sitting here, in her bathtub. Her mind was spinning with confusion...and positive possibility.
"But...why did you come here? And you're wearing nothing..."
"It was all for you, my love. Sol, I've loved you for a long time. And I feel like you share my feelings."
Solvo's heart practically exploded in happiness. Not literally though, that would be bad, like Sonic Boom.
"Oh...Aloha, Clement! I love you!" she jumped into Clement's soft yet firm arms.
"I love you, too, Solvo."
Then they had a fierce 1v1 in Omega Bathtub. They were both down to 69%, causing Solvo to lose a stock all over the place. She still had two more left in her, though, as Clement later found out.
That day, Clement 3-stocked Solvo.
Toodles!
This story has been labled as Sexually Offensive by Amanda's dad.