Abridged Kirby: Episode 60
By JadeDragonKnight
Part 1
It was a dark and cloudy night in Dream Land. The sun had set, letting the night stretch its cold claws across the landscape. Whoa, getting a little serious here. I gotta save that kind of description for another story. Anyway, Fumu and her family were eating dinner in their little apartment in the castle. While they were taking their time, Kirby had already eaten his dinner which by now was his 20-something helping.
"Wow Kirby," Bun exclaimed, "you completely cleaned off your plates."
"You make dishwashing so easy," Memu chimed in.
"Strange, I thought you'd be a little less enthusiastic since you made so much food just for Kirby," Parm questioned.
"That's because I made dinner," Fumu growled, her eye twitching.
"Oh. Thank you sweetie."
Fumu sighed then said, "Kirby, maybe you should stay here tonight since it's so late."
"Piyo, piyo," Kirby cheered.
Suddenly, the house lit up in a blinding white light. The family rushed to the window to see a giant fireball falling out of the sky.
"A shooting star?" Fumu asked.
"Doubt it. It's probably another alien," Bun stated blandly.
Kirby tilted his head in curiosity.
The fireball continued to fall until it crashed into the forest, leaving a huge, smoking crater after it. Birds scattered as their world crashed up their feet. The fire died around the projectile to reveal a spaceship. Inside, a large capsule opened. A girl with snow white skin lay inside deep in sleep. Then, her eyes opened into an icy glare.
A luxurious car rolled through the forest. King Dedede yawned and looked over at Escargon.
"We've been out here forever. I want to go to bed."
"We've only been out here for two minutes," Escargon replied. "You were the one that wanted to check the meteorite out."
"Yeah but now I'm having second thoughts. What if it's another alien? The last one beat me over the head with a lance."
"Well what if it's after Kirby?"
"That would be awesome."
They proceeded to laugh as they neared the crash site. Upon entering said area, they came to a halt and looked around.
Then Escargon pointed into the distance and said, "Your majesty, look."
"What is it?"
The king practically jumped out of his pants when his eyes laid on the spaceship firmly planted into the ground.
"I knew it! Aliens! They want to beat me!" Dedede cried.
"They're not the only ones," the snail muttered.
Out of nowhere, Dedede pulled Escargon out of his seat and threw him to the ground.
After picking himself up, the attendant whirled around and shouted, "What the heck was that for?"
"Go check it out. If those aliens go after you then I'll have time to get away."
"You're so heartless! You made me drag you all the way out here, so you go check it out."
"Listen to me dang it! I'm your king!"
"What do you want from me?" a voice called to them.
They turned to the cliffs to see a white girl holding a cross shaped gun at them.
"Ah, she's an alien!" Escargon yelled.
"Wait, spot check on the gender, she doesn't have boobs," Dedede stated.
"What the-! What's wrong with my boobs?!" the girl cried.
"Oh, so you do have them. It's a girl," Dedede concluded.
"Uh, they're really hard to see," Escargon added.
"Why are you looking there?! Who the hell are you perverts?"
"Don't address us like that missy! You are talking to the King of Dream Land, King Dedede," the snail announced.
Dedede laughed his deep bellied laugh.
"Why do you laugh every time I say that?"
"I just like how it sounds."
"Hmm, then I'm on the right star," the alien mumbled to herself.
"Hey don't ignore us!" the king said irritably.
She grunted and fired a stream of flame at them. Escargon scurried back into the car.
"Get us out of here!" Dedede shouted.
The car's wheels screeched as it whipped around and sped toward the forest road. The girl jumped down from the cliff and fired another fireball at them. The impact made the car explode. Barely running with various parts hanging out of their compartments, the vehicle limbed through the forest.
"We'll hide in the castle," Dedede said, slumped over the hood of the car.
"Yes sir."
The girl watched the smoke trail slowly make its way to the castle in the distance.
At the castle, the knights were gathered on a balcony watching the commotion below. Waddle Dee were running around frantically.
"Something weird is going on," Blade stated.
Sword nodded in reply.
Meta Knight chuckled and said, "They look like chickens."
Just then, Dedede's car rolled into the courtyard.
"To arms! The castle is about to be attacked by an intruder! Don't let anyone in!" the king shouted.
"Hey, what happened to his car?" Meta Knight asked.
"Meta Knight, are you here?! Do the only job you got and protect the castle!"
"Okie dokie, let's roll," the navy blue knight said happily as he jumped down from the ledge and ran inside.
Meanwhile, the drawbridge was being raised. As soon as it was up, the girl arrived at the scene. She switched her gun around and aimed for the top of the wall. She fired a long grappling hook and pulled herself up the wall. Upon reaching the top, she proceeded to fire missiles at the Waddle Dee standing guard.
"Look's like someone's attacking the castle," Parm stated from their apartment balcony.
"Maybe it's a demon beast," Fumu added.
"Everyone back inside," Memu ordered.
The family went inside and shut the doors.