?TurntechGodhead (?TG) opened a memo.
?TG: wow
?TG: so this is like
?TG: actually a thing
?TG: like I knew karkat had this like 6 month obsession with it but wow
?TG: in the flesh
?TG: feel like we should do some kind of knight-to-knight ritual about this
?TG: some kind of temporal jousting tournament
?TG: spewing useless shakespearean soliloquies like some bard or w/e
?TG: how did I even get here anyway
?TG: why is this even a thing
?TG: temporal shenanigans i guess
?TG: did I even need to fucking ask
Current Gallows Calibrator (CGC) joined the memo.
CGC: D4V3
CGC: OH MY GOD
?TG: oh hey there terezi
CGC: YOU 4R3
CGC: 4L1V3?
?TG: nice to see you as well
?TG: hows it going and all
CGC: D4V3
?TG: well yeah
?TG: i'm
?TG: speaking i guess
?TG: if that counts
?TG: why wouldn't i be
CGC: DON'T YOU R3M3MB3R
?TG: remember what
CGC: 1 S4W
CGC: YOU KNOW WH4T DON'T WORRY D4V3
?TG: it was my corpse wasnt it
CGC: …
?TG: its always my fucking corpse
?TG: dead daves everywhere
?TG: but it was probably a doomed dave or something
?TG: im probably basically immortal by this point anyway
?TG: not that id like to test it
CGC: D4V3
?TG: what
CGC: JUST SHUT UP
CGC: PL34S3
CGC: :[
?TG: whoa okay then
CGC: WH3R3 4R3 YOU 4NYW4Y
?TG: doesnt it say from your end
?TG: says im current timeline but the things probably wacked
CGC: OH
?TG: as for where
?TG: who actually knows anymore
?TG: its
?TG: dark here
?TG: real dark
?TG: guess you could say we need a seer of
?TG: light
?TG: ha come on terezi you still there
?TG: don't leave me hanging
?TG: like this is present you isn't it
?TG: not some alternate doomed-timeline shit because i aint got time for that
CGC: Y3S
CGC:Y3S 1 4M MOST D3F1N1T3LY H3R3 4ND L1ST3N1NG
?TG: ok cool
CGC: JUST GI1V3 M3 4 MOM3NT
?TG: what
CGC: PL34S3
?TG: ok chill
?TG: nice of you to turn up on this memo at all really
?TG: delving into that kismesis shit with that asshole
?TG: id give some false apology for that but tbh that's probably a compliment in this situation
?TG: cant even insult a guy anymore wow
CGC: H3'S NOT MY KISM3S1S
?TG: really?
?TG: well damn
CGC: 1T GOT
CGC: COMPL1C4T3D
?TG: okay well as i said before i dont really want to know
?TG: but great
?TG: i guess
?TG: sooner john saves this damn game the better
?TG: hey
?TG: terezi?
?TG: you know im kidding right
?TG: i dont give a shit about that fucker like knock yourself out
?TG: terezi?
?TG: come on dont leave me here
?TG: in the darkness
?TG: hey aren't you a seer as well cant you do the seeing thing
?TG: terezi?
?TG: terezi im
?TG: its kind of lonely here to tell you the truth
?TG: aint even got the mayor here do you know how desperate this shit is
CGC: 1'M BUSY
?TG: oh
CGC: TRY1NG TO F1ND SOM3ON3
?TG: i'll
?TG: go then do something
CGC: NO DON'T DO TH4T 3ITH3R :O
?TG: what
CGC: JUST DON'T L34V3 Y3T
CGC: 1 W4NT TO SP34K TO YOU
?TG: kind of what were doing
?TG: if you want to speak why don't we not do it through literally the shittiest messaging medium ever to exist
CGC: JUST
CGC: SHUT UP 4 MOM3NT OK4Y
CGC: B3C4US3 1 C4N'T
CGC: 1 N33D TO S4Y TH1S NOW B3C4US3 1 M1GHT NOT B3 H3R3 MUCH LONG3R
?TG: wait terezi what
CGC: THROUGH L1T3R4LLY TH3 SH1TT13ST M3SS4G1NG M3D1UM 3V3R TO 3X1ST
CGC: 4ND 1TS TH4T
CGC: YOU'R3 A H3RO D4V3
CGC: YOU 1D1OT
?TG: wow okay so uh
Current GallowsCalibrator banned herself from responding to memo.
?TG: thanks
?TG: i guess