Bonding

"Enough to leave it behind and sail around the world with you until one of us has to find an honest job, which I think is going to have to be you because I have no idea what an honest job is." "You mean it?"

Jame Bond is drinking at a bar in a place somwhere in the England on a cloudy day rain day. It is scotch, but he loves vodka martinis but is giving them up for a while.

Vespr has a job as a England C.P.A. and works out of a Dunkan Dontus across the street. She said "Bond, we need money" so JB is looking at want ads while he is drinking a different Scoth. He flaps over to the horse-racing section of the paper, which is most of it and tells the bookie who is next to him to put him down for $miillion doallrs$ and bookie says "show me the money" and Bomd says bookie can break him legs if he does wrong bet. "Okay, bondie," says bookman. "Your arms 2." Bont chastised him for saying the number two, but winks because he im Bonmd.

Jonnie Baller say "Put my money on Jimminy Sprocket horse, chuvnor" to bar man who is on phone with bet-maker-man. "One million dallr."

Jimiminy losed 0.25 seconds later.

" I will break you now, Jam."

Bon thins "yeah right, I am bund" and shoots the man in the face with hidden gun knife. Bookerman tears face skin off. and says " I am faceskin hard BOOK!" he yells.

Bambda pulls piercing bull-etz from his pocket and drinks gin scotc to gain strength. +3 bulet time.

Bomde's Walther, walther, says "Jim we cannot go this too much or we will die or I will die!"

Two-O-Seven man thinks walther is a pussy and walth always says that.

"Fuck you, wally. Get him dead." Wanker.

The gun sprouts seventeen arms that grows each it own gun and fires fiv bulletts each but the bookman BOOKKman dodges them all with his super speed book powers, like that time you opened a book in classright to the page the toocher said. So fast.

"You have to do it, Buht!"

"What are you on about, mate?"

"The triczk!" screamed walther in his shrill baby voice of man.

Commander Bunt cryed at the thought of what he must do now he grabbed a boddle of Macallan 25 year old scouth from the baaargh and broke it over the bookamns head after fisticuffs.

"I cannot get drunk. Thas is why I sit in bar to find drunk men. Hahaha!" he laughed burlily.

Just then, BOOOOOOOOOKMan flpped his stomach open and began turning rapidly the pages back and forth while hysterical laughing all over but Bound recocked the glock gun his Wally and said "NOW!" and Walh shoot fire bolts down from the sky into the BOKman and he started on fires.

At that very same mometn Vaspar break int the bar and told Jams "Hey yo, you cannot start him on fire, he im bookMAN!"

"Too late baby. Him is fire now."

BĪ‹keman was screaming all this time and whle on fire he ran over to verps and grabbed her, careful not to touch her hair or face because she is treasure, like the actress Eva Green.

"I wil kill her and even you can not get her back, domb.

"She is like a candy carousle and love and love of my life she is so hot and sexy and I luv her with all of my words haert."

Band says" no, now you are die." and curves a bullet shoot so that it travels down the lenght of the BOOKman spine, shattering his whole body in flames.

Eva Green is safe.

No Visper.

"You are such big man. We should have quintuplet babies now. You give me your babies, J'aime."

"Helly no, woman." And the bg sexy Anglish man gave her them anyway.

The End.