A/N: Yes people, I'm back once again with another story to go with the L/J collection. **Rubs hands evilly. ** But first, I would like to thank the little people...Ok, not so little, (she's as tall as I am...) for the support in writing these nutso stories of mine. Thanks Katie! Luv ya doll! On with the show!
Disclaimer: Don't you think that the name Fanfiction.net in it's self is a disclaimer? Oh well. Here goes. **Talks faster than Hermione** I don't own, Lily, James, Moony, Wormtail, or Padfoot. I do own Elisabeth, (who is actually, a friend of mine...) I own any others students I made up for the purpose of this story. I don't own any teachers.
"And why would you want to sabotage 7th Year graduation?" asked 6th year James Potter, lifting his eyebrows. "For the fun of it, of course!" Said an exasperated Sirius. "Why else? Honestly, when they get to be a prefect they go soft on you..." "Being a prefect is fun," said James stiffly. "Spoken by the man who claimed in his fifth year that being a prefect would take all the fun out of life," said Remus, grinning. "He would rather study with his precious Elisabeth than go to Hogsmeade." Said Sirius, grinning delightedly. "Shut up," said James looking down and scuffing his shoe against the floor. "Besides, there are so many privileges to being a prefect..." He said, looking up with what he hoped to be a good argument. "Oh good Lord!" Shouted Sirius, "PRIVLEGES! James, you can't even fight anymore. You sound like your MUM!" James stared up, a look of panic on his face. "Do I really?" he asked. "Yes, and you haven't played a prank in 3 weeks!" "No..." said James, looking extremely panic-stricken. "No, it can't have been that long..." "Wanna bet?" Lupin asked, an evil smile forming around his lips. He held up a chart. "Last time we had an "expedition" was three weeks ago. I should know," he finished proudly. The color drained from James's face. "Just to keep me in practice...all right," a mischievous glint appeared in his eye. "What's the plan?"
Lily O'Connell tossed her long hair back in frustration. Hearing her best friend talking about her boyfriend 24/7 was not her idea of fun. "And he has the most dreamy blue eyes..." "I know, Lissie," said Lily, a tad sharper than she meant to be. "I sit with him in potions, remember?" Elisabeth looked guilty for a second, and then said, "Oh. Right. But look at this necklace he gave me. Silver with a diamond in it, oh he's just the perfect catch..." "I'm going downstairs to get a snack," said Lily loudly. Elisabeth didn't hear. "Elisabeth Potter, Mrs. J. Potter, Elisabeth Anne Potter. Doesn't that have a lovely ring to it Lily? Lily? Lily?" Lily, halfway out the door, didn't bother to answer.
"Got it?" Sirius looked up at James. "You've out done yourself this time old boy," said James, grinning at Sirius. "The plan is full proof! With a little bit of help from the maurader's map, a little help from peeves, and a slight diversion, I think we have the perfect..." "Plan?" Lily O'Connell stepped forward. "I totally agree, my dear Sirius, you really have out done yourself this time." "Lily! Why you spying little..." started James. "Let her go, James, she's the best person for pranks in this school, besides us," said Sirius. "I think we might need a little cooperation from her and Elisabeth..." Remus sniggered and James went a brillant shade of brick red, "So what do you say, Lily? Will you help?" "On one condition." Lily grinned evilly, and pointed to a sign. "The school play. You all have to try out for the lead." James smacked his head aganst the wall. "And make prats of ourselves in front of the whole school?" He asked, looking hard at Lily. "I will if you will," she said simply. "And besides, James, if we do badly and get choras parts, we can slip away easily. It's a good alibi." Said Sirius, catching on to the idea. "Have fun," said Lily, and walked away.
A/N: ohhh...cliffhanger. Ok, maybe not. That's ok. What is the school play going to be? What are they going to do at graduation? Will this nutso author decide to put Lily and James together, or just kill one of them off? Is it possible for this author to get anymore insane, and this story to get any worse?? Find out, next. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Disclaimer: Don't you think that the name Fanfiction.net in it's self is a disclaimer? Oh well. Here goes. **Talks faster than Hermione** I don't own, Lily, James, Moony, Wormtail, or Padfoot. I do own Elisabeth, (who is actually, a friend of mine...) I own any others students I made up for the purpose of this story. I don't own any teachers.
"And why would you want to sabotage 7th Year graduation?" asked 6th year James Potter, lifting his eyebrows. "For the fun of it, of course!" Said an exasperated Sirius. "Why else? Honestly, when they get to be a prefect they go soft on you..." "Being a prefect is fun," said James stiffly. "Spoken by the man who claimed in his fifth year that being a prefect would take all the fun out of life," said Remus, grinning. "He would rather study with his precious Elisabeth than go to Hogsmeade." Said Sirius, grinning delightedly. "Shut up," said James looking down and scuffing his shoe against the floor. "Besides, there are so many privileges to being a prefect..." He said, looking up with what he hoped to be a good argument. "Oh good Lord!" Shouted Sirius, "PRIVLEGES! James, you can't even fight anymore. You sound like your MUM!" James stared up, a look of panic on his face. "Do I really?" he asked. "Yes, and you haven't played a prank in 3 weeks!" "No..." said James, looking extremely panic-stricken. "No, it can't have been that long..." "Wanna bet?" Lupin asked, an evil smile forming around his lips. He held up a chart. "Last time we had an "expedition" was three weeks ago. I should know," he finished proudly. The color drained from James's face. "Just to keep me in practice...all right," a mischievous glint appeared in his eye. "What's the plan?"
Lily O'Connell tossed her long hair back in frustration. Hearing her best friend talking about her boyfriend 24/7 was not her idea of fun. "And he has the most dreamy blue eyes..." "I know, Lissie," said Lily, a tad sharper than she meant to be. "I sit with him in potions, remember?" Elisabeth looked guilty for a second, and then said, "Oh. Right. But look at this necklace he gave me. Silver with a diamond in it, oh he's just the perfect catch..." "I'm going downstairs to get a snack," said Lily loudly. Elisabeth didn't hear. "Elisabeth Potter, Mrs. J. Potter, Elisabeth Anne Potter. Doesn't that have a lovely ring to it Lily? Lily? Lily?" Lily, halfway out the door, didn't bother to answer.
"Got it?" Sirius looked up at James. "You've out done yourself this time old boy," said James, grinning at Sirius. "The plan is full proof! With a little bit of help from the maurader's map, a little help from peeves, and a slight diversion, I think we have the perfect..." "Plan?" Lily O'Connell stepped forward. "I totally agree, my dear Sirius, you really have out done yourself this time." "Lily! Why you spying little..." started James. "Let her go, James, she's the best person for pranks in this school, besides us," said Sirius. "I think we might need a little cooperation from her and Elisabeth..." Remus sniggered and James went a brillant shade of brick red, "So what do you say, Lily? Will you help?" "On one condition." Lily grinned evilly, and pointed to a sign. "The school play. You all have to try out for the lead." James smacked his head aganst the wall. "And make prats of ourselves in front of the whole school?" He asked, looking hard at Lily. "I will if you will," she said simply. "And besides, James, if we do badly and get choras parts, we can slip away easily. It's a good alibi." Said Sirius, catching on to the idea. "Have fun," said Lily, and walked away.
A/N: ohhh...cliffhanger. Ok, maybe not. That's ok. What is the school play going to be? What are they going to do at graduation? Will this nutso author decide to put Lily and James together, or just kill one of them off? Is it possible for this author to get anymore insane, and this story to get any worse?? Find out, next. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!