Lexxibabe: I feeling angry for many reasons so I decided to take it out on Naruto.
Sasuke: …Well I enjoyed it.
Lexxibabe: Shut up asshole!
Gaara: You know what reminds me of an ass? Sasuke's hair. It's shaped like the arse of a duck.
Lexxibabe: And that's why I love you.
Gaara: And I love you despite you not owning anybody else from Naruto… But I'm all yours!

XxxxxxxX

Good Bye Loveless Life

Dear Finder,

Hopefully by the time you see this, I'll be dead. I might even be a pile of bones in heap on the floor by the before anyone notices that I'm gone. But I guess that you'll all deal with that when you get to it. Being dead doesn't sound too awful; I think the worst part of this experience is the bitching the Kyuubi's been doing about how irritating it will be when his host dies and having to find another one that's "worthy of his time", which is probably his sick version of a compliment.

I can honestly say that there would be only one person I regret leaving behind. Gaara, but I don't need to worry, because I know that he's gone, too. I felt it deep inside, and it hurt more than the beatings and emotional torture that the villagers performed on me throughout my life. Now I am alone. So I really feel no guilt in doing this. I don't know why I didn't do this a long time ago. So I figured that I would give each of you "loving" souls a parting note.

Kakashi-sensei:

You're finally free of me, Kahona's number one hyper-active ninja, the one useless part of your team, the loud, obnoxious, irritating ninja that was too stupid to do anything right, the one who wasn't good enough for anything. I hope you can sculpt Teme into your ideal pupil. Don't fuck up his chances like you did mine.

Iruka-sensei:

Thanks for trying; I know you wanted to forgive me for killing your parents. But you just couldn't and I understand. I guess it's the thought that counts, at least I got a meal every now and again with your help. Maybe someday when I'm not there to remind you of what you lost every day you'll learn to forgive and forget. (Good luck with Kakashi-sensei, by the way. I'm rooting for you.)

Baa-Chan:

Even though you don't dislike me for being the Nine-Tails, you don't like me for Naruto, either. I know the only reasons you put up with me was because of your brother and lover. I remind you of them, and not only can I never be them like you want, but I can't even pretend to try. And I'm sorry for that.

Pervy Sage:

I know you wanted to help me out really badly, but you couldn't. I'm too high maintenance, and there's too much work involved with try to train me without enough progress to show for it. You have a life that doesn't require a little brat tagging along on your "research" missions. Maybe you'll find someone that compliments your lifestyle.

Sakura:

I have wanted to tell you this for a long, probably ever since I met you when we first joined the academy, when we were younger. I really hate you. I hate your voice, your personality, your life. Hell, I even hate your face! It looks kind and sweet and innocent but inside of you is an ugly, cruel person and you disgust me. I have never liked you and that's probably for the best considering how you treated me. And I pray to Kami that someone knocks some sense into you. Maybe Rock Lee can.

Sasuke:

Fuck you. You were my best friend, my rival, my brother. You were basically my family before I knew any better. You treated me like a piece of worthless shit and you know it. You tried to put me down, and you ended up shoving me six feet into the ground (literally.) I don't take your coldness and ignoring me personally, though, because I know that you have some major shit floating around inside your head. But the abuse you caused is unforgivable at this point in time.

The villagers:

See you in hell.

*Gaara:

I know that you can't read this but I need it to be said, or in this case, written down. I am so incredibly sorry, I failed you and you got hurt. You hurt yourself because we couldn't make ourselves happy, and you just fixed the problem before I had a chance. And I hope you can forgive me the next time we meet, which shouldn't be more than a few minutes from now.

Do you remember the first time we met? You were so angry, you needed to kill people to keep from going over board, it was hard to watch. And I was so scared, everyone made me so anxious that I started to tempt them to snap and attack me. We were so broken, and delusional enough to believe that we could patch each other up because we the pain with our whole beings. How naïve of us, we know better now, don't we?

I need you to know that I love you like you know me, completely despite everything else, all the masks and false truths, everything that could possibly distort your views of this fact. I love you, Gaara.

It wasn't just any one of you that caused this to happen; it was all of you and more. It wasn't just one or two instances that happened that caused this; it was most of them. I was breaking for a long time. In fact, I think I was always a hairs' breadth away from shattering, but it wasn't until I was two years old that I realized it. I think that Gaara dying was the straw that broke the camel's back for me.

You all will probably read this note and feel bad for a few minutes. You'll probably pretend to mourn my death for a week, then go back to your lives and forget me entirely. Basically what I've been trying to say was this: fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Dattebayo,
Naruto

XxxxxxxX

Lexxibabe: Is he dead? Is he alive? What about Gaara? Is he really gone? What are the other's reactions?
Gaara: Seventeen unique reviews and she'll tell you.
Lexxibabe: SO… how bad do you want to know?

*Gaara: They have a relationship like thing going on. It's like a support group in one person that went from platonic love to not platonic at all, just clearing that up.