Disclaimer:I sadly do not own the twilight series or its characters :(

Or Toys R Us.....but I really don't care about that :).

Author's note:

This is my first story and I stink at this kind of thing.......usually.

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APOV

Today's just another boring day in the Cullen household. Ugh. Jasper's rambling about something unimportant, Esme is cleaning the kitchen, something we never use, Edward is with Bella, Emmett is probably off planning some other retarded prank, Carlisle is at the hospital, and Rosalie is out looking for Emmett. And of course I'm sitting here listening to Jasper ramble and watching everything everyone is doing........as usual. Could it get anymore boring?

I know! We should have a pool party!! Yay! Now I've got an exuse to go shopping! Okay, I better go tell someone where I'm going. I wondered downstairs and into the kitchen where Esme was cleaning.

"Hey Esme!"I enthusiastically shreeked.

"Hey little pixie! Whats up?" Esme said as she looked for something else to clean.

"Grrrrrrrrrr..........I told you not to call me that!" I hissed through my teeth. At that moment, Jasper heard me and zoomed over to where I was standing. I felt a wave of contentness wash over me.

"Someone's upsetable today." Jasper observed.

"She called me pixie!" I complained.

"Oh." he said. He'd seen me like this before and knew it ticked me off when people call me a pixie. I don't even look like one!

"As I was trying to tell you before I was called rude names," I shot a dark glance at Esme, "I'm going shopping for a pool party I'm having next week!"

"Joy." Jasper uttered with heavy sarcasm. Usually, Jasper had no problem with what I was doing, but when it came to social events, there was nothing he hated more. In that area, he was like Bella in a way, I guess....

Esme was a wee bit more optimistic. "Well,have fun then." she said with a smile. Anyone could see through that fake smile. Esme liked social events and everything else I decided to do so I suspected something (or someone) else.

When Jasper and I were safely out of the room, I unleashed my fury on him, with the puppy-faced eyes, of course. "Jasper! How could you alter Esme's emotions like that?!" I roared.

"Well, I had to try! You know how I hate social events! Sometimes I think you do this just to torture me!" he answered like a retard, crossing his arms. How would he like it if someone like it if someone altered his emotions against his will?

So, at that, I ran out the door to my porshe, hopped in the front seat, turned u the radio, and off to Seattle I went.

It took me who knows how long to find a store especially for pool parties. On my way there, the strangest thing happened: there was a Toys R Us. What the heck is Toys R Us? Well it obviously had something to do with toys. I might get Emmett something before I go home. And the most ironic thing happened after I looked past the enormous giraffe: there was a spiffy make-up store, a paino rental, a book store, cleaning outlet, and an army antique store. Man, that was too weird......Hey! Is that a purple bikini in my size? No wait. I convinced myself to stick to a theme. Oh my gosh! This theme is perfect! And Emmett will love it!

EPOV

"Hey Jasper, where did Alice go?" I asked because I didn't have some freaky vampire power, I was a proud, normal-well not normal because vampires aren't normal. But still, you get my point. I did it because I knew him of all people would tell me what she was up to....even if he didn't like it, which was exactly the case.

"Don't remind me Emmett! She went shopping for a pool party she's throwing next week. And the worst part is, is that she's inviting Forks. Ugh. Is there anything else your nosy butt wants to know?" he answered furiously. I opened my mouth to blame it on a certain somone, but thought better of myself, that of which I rarely ever do. I suddenly got this bogus feeling that Alice brought me something. So I took off to the house, very quietly, of course, still hiding from Rosalie.

When I got to the house, I found Alice rushing her loot upstairs to her bedroom, so I decided to be myself and cut in. "Hey pixie fairy!" I screamed at her so loud, she dropped all of th bags she was holding. She should have "saw" that one coming. Hahahaha. I crack myself up. I swear if it was possible fo her face to change color, her face would be the color of a tomato right about now. It was the most hilerous thing I have ever seen!

APOV

Okay, so I'm mining my own business and BAM Emmett pops out of nowhere and scares the heck out of me! The nerve of some people! Well, it was payback.....or it will be, wait until him and Edward see the clothes I'm making them wear that go along with my theme! I laughed inside my mind.

"Do you have something for me?" Emmett asked he have some kind of vampire power I didnt know about?

"Yes, I do." I said, suspicious. I really don't care....but still. I dug through my bags until I found the mechanical robot I picked up for him at Toys R Us. His expentant face lit u into a full-blown gin that I had only seen when he looked at Rosalie sometimes......it was a very private moment.

"T-T-Than-n-nk-k-k y-y-you" he studdered,obviously caught up in the 'd have that thing broke in an hour at least......I rolled my eyes and continued lugging my stuff up to my room.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The Next Week* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Yessss! the day is finally here! The day of the pool party! I had successfully blocked my mind all week, so no one knew the theme, not even Edward. Finally, with everyone in the house, I unblocked my would see it first.

"Nooooo!!!!" I heard Edward scream from downstairs,"Alice!! Alice!! How could you do this to me?!!" he thundered in agony. You know what thy say about eavesdroppers, I thought.

I skipped downstairs, happy, cheerful, everyone was sitting there with confused looks painted on their faces, Edward was obviously still too mad to tell them. I explained to them that this pool party's theme was Unicorns! No one seemed to like it............except Emmett, excellent. I knew he would like it because he's all for weird and unusual. And I had a really funny vision!

So after everyone was in their blue and purple bathing suots and swim trunks with unicorns'

horns on them and their unicon horn party hats, I led them out to the pool area where everyone was already waiting, dressed the same.

"You would think we would've noticed that." Edward muttered

"I don't care! Let's jump in!" Emmett shrieked like a little girl and headed to the diving board. He stepped up on the diving board and then BAM!

Emmett bounded off of the diving board and into the pool with a tidal wave splash. Everyone's

heads turned. Edward suddenly,in dead silence, burst out laughing He,of all people, would know what Emmett was thinking, Jasper joined him because we knew what happened.

Emmett sat upright in the pool. Everyone died out laughing when they saw what had happened as I predicted. That was by far the first, the last, and the funniest pool party I've ever hosted.

EPOV

I bounded off of the diving board with a huge splash and then I heard my family laughing and I knew something was wrong. I landed in the water to make sure everything was okay, but my hot unicorn swim trunks were on the far side of the pool and I was butt-naked and Forks was watching me. This was a total set-up. I'm gonna kill Alice!